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#1: Jan 6th 2014 at 8:20:40 AM

Ya really. Subway ain't got nothing on this.

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#2: Jan 6th 2014 at 8:49:04 AM

I thought the opposite was supposed to happen. Oh, well. Only in 'Murica.

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#3: Jan 6th 2014 at 8:50:57 AM

Wouldn't want his arteries. Or his colon, for that matter.

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#4: Jan 6th 2014 at 8:51:27 AM

I don't know what to believe anymore.

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#6: Jan 6th 2014 at 9:13:08 AM

To be fair, it was 9 years ago, and Mcdonalds may have changed since.

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#7: Jan 6th 2014 at 9:14:45 AM

He's probably hideously malnurished. I mean, it's not exactly a balanced diet, is it?

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#8: Jan 6th 2014 at 9:19:16 AM

Article never mentions the teacher's original weight. Therefore it is fake

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#9: Jan 6th 2014 at 9:20:27 AM

Man eats McDonalds according to carefully prepared diet plan, also exercises daily, loses weight.

Quelle surprise.

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#10: Jan 6th 2014 at 9:22:12 AM

Supersize Me was also designed to make the guy make the worst possible choices. He ate everything on the menu; if the counter person suggested an upsize or an addition ("Would you like to make that a Value Meal?") he took it. He basically handed over the responsibility for what he ate to the McD's management and corporate policy. Contrast that with

"Cisna enlisted his students to help him plan out a 2,000-calorie daily diet plan consisting only of food sold by the fast food giant. They also tried not to exceed recommended allowances of nutrients like carbohydrates, proteins, fat calories and cholesterol. ... During the experiment, Cisna walked for 45 minutes every day, and by the 90th day he reported that he’d lost 37 pounds. He also reported that his cholesterol had dropped from 249 to 170. He said he was able to get healthier simply because he made smart choices. "

edited 6th Jan '14 9:25:03 AM by Madrugada

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#11: Jan 6th 2014 at 9:25:00 AM

My mother works at a fast food restaurant. The cashiers have to ask the customer if they want more, or else they lose efficiency points. Because money.

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#12: Jan 6th 2014 at 9:26:27 AM

That's my point. Corporate policy requires that they try to upsell. The guy from Supersize Me made no choice about what he ate beyond "which item am I going to order today?"

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#13: Jan 6th 2014 at 9:30:38 AM

Ah okay. I misread you then.

In all seriousness, the article seems quite sensationalist and not too well written.

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#14: Jan 6th 2014 at 9:36:13 AM

Working in fast food, I can confirm that. There are half a dozen different ways we're trained to encourage more spending by the customers. Usually by up selling or encouraging the buying of a dessert.

Most people will actually just say no.

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#15: Jan 6th 2014 at 9:38:48 AM

They do that at the movie theater too. Wouldn't it be more enticing to buy more of their stuff if they offered to decrease the price?

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#16: Jan 6th 2014 at 9:45:39 AM

Cisna enlisted his students to help him plan out a 2,000-calorie daily diet plan consisting only of food sold by the fast food giant. They also tried not to exceed recommended allowances of nutrients like carbohydrates, proteins, fat calories and cholesterol.

During the experiment, Cisna walked for 45 minutes every day,

Wait, you mean that not exceeding recommended daily calorie intake and remaining physically active causes weight loss? Get me the President on the phone! The world must be told!

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#17: Jan 6th 2014 at 9:45:46 AM

“It’s our choices that make us fat,” Cisna told KCCI. ”Not Mc Donald’s.”
This part made me whince. Probably well-intentioned and all, but you really don't need to provide body-shamers with more material to support their idea that anyone who doesn't meet their preferred slenderness rating is just too dumb or lazy to lose weight.

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#18: Jan 6th 2014 at 9:49:58 AM

What would you have preferred him to say?

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#19: Jan 6th 2014 at 9:51:30 AM

[up][up] This. On the one hand, I think the term "fat" is meant to refer to the morbidly obese, not to slightly chubby people with love handles, but those are usually the ones suffering the most from the flak fired off by the boneyard beau crowd.

edited 6th Jan '14 9:51:40 AM by TAPETRVE

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#20: Jan 6th 2014 at 9:54:53 AM

[up][up]I would've preferred him to not implicitly promote McDonald's. Honestly, I'm half convinced this whole exercise is a Mickey D's ad in disguise. A particularly clever one, if so, but a really sneaky, devious, and morally irresponsible one.

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#21: Jan 6th 2014 at 9:59:42 AM

He's right, of course, about it being our choices that ultimately decide our wellbeing. Which is why I choose never to eat Mc Donald's; I have enough trouble keeping my weight steady as it is without making things harder for myself with junk food.

I'm sure some folks can get away with eating that stuff, but I prefer not to try.

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#22: Jan 6th 2014 at 10:01:04 AM

[up]See, now that's a more reasonable way to put it.

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#23: Jan 6th 2014 at 10:25:00 AM

You really shouldn't silence speech with concerns of "oppression".

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#24: Jan 6th 2014 at 10:34:26 AM

Indeed. That just leads to people being oppressed by folk who tell them they're oppressing other folk. And that's just silly.

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#25: Jan 6th 2014 at 10:40:01 AM

And embarrassing.

I agree with that statement but in a different way. People attack fast food all the time claiming it is unhealthy, but really anyone can get fat from eating anxcess of any food. That's a really simple belief looking for a single thing to blame.

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