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The dog bit his leg.
A man punches a kid.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
The kid was trying to rob him.
A woman cuddles with a wolf.
The wolf was actually a benevolent transformed wizard
A man mindrapes his girlfriend.
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Mind rape is no offense before the law.
Santa Claus murdered a naughty kid's parents for punishment.
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
so i made a new avatar
His parents were serial killers.
An ex-con chokes an infant to death.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
MASTER OF BIG RED
The infant was actually a criminal robot.
A man lights a church on fire.
BIG RED 4 LIFE
What's eatin' you, chief?
How was he supposed to know that his piss was highly flammable?
Someone revives a two year old thread with a stupid post.
War is God.
"Just as planned."
It was actually fun.
A man ate the last of the pies.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
No one else was interested.
A boy takes a dump on his sleeping girlfriend's face.
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
He's dating the toilet.
A man drives over his mother.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
MASTER OF BIG RED
His mother was already dead (three weeks since funeral), and he ran over her grave (drunk).
A mad scientist creates a sentient robot that looks like a 5 year old, and then destroys it in a pit of fire after one minute.
BIG RED 4 LIFE
He transferred its consciousness into an upgraded body.
I ate the last piece of bacon.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
"Just as planned."
It was for a sandwich.
A woman decided she hates her new car.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Her car called her a slut for also riding a bike.
Someone masturbates with razor wire and sand paper.
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
MASTER OF BIG RED
They are mentally insane.
A man blows up an airplane, and kills the 10 remaining survivors in 10 days.
BIG RED 4 LIFE
The plane was full of Al-Qaeda.
A man holds a woman for several years.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
"Just as planned."
It's a painting in a gallery.
Pasta is revealed to be evil.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
It's 5000 years in the future and the definition of evil has changed to "good with cheese and sauce."
Prequels to the Star Wars prequels are made.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
MASTER OF BIG RED
It's in the year 2015, with the backstories of Han Solo, Yoda and Boba Fett being made. True story, bro.
A man lights a young girl's hair on fire, then glues a bomb to her and locks her in her house. He sits back on a chair and watches the explosion like fireworks.
BIG RED 4 LIFE
She was a Belieber Hitler reincarnated.
A woman takes another woman's kid and eats it.
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It's a baby goat, she's starving, and they live in a quasi-communistic society where taking essential goods from others without payment is considered acceptable.
A teenager takes the hard drive out of his computer and smashes it with a sledgehammer.
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MASTER OF BIG RED
The harddrive contained a virus that would have deleted all his files in another minute if he didn't destroy it.
A man breaks out of an insane asylum, steals an axe from Wal Mart, then goes to 100 houses and kills everyone in the house except for the children.
BIG RED 4 LIFE
It was during the zombie apocalypse. He was taking refuge in the asylum and children are immune to the virus.
A group of teenagers run several people off the road.
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The road led to hell.
A teenage girl feeds asylum patients to a Man-Eating Plant
This game is really simple: Just add a justification, or an excuse, for the above scenario. The scenarios would usually involve someone doing something that is generally considered "bad", "immoral" and/or "illegal". All you need to do is find a way to make the seemingly evil action seem good!
First one: A man kicks a puppy.
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