At my old supermarket job, "shiitake mushrooms" was an in-jokey one, so perhaps now I should think of some sort of clothing-related minced oath (as I currently work at a thrift shop that mainly sells clothes). Possibly "shirt" (e.g. "holy shirt!"), which is actually what the predictive text on my phone changes "shit" to. A non-clothing-related one I came up with but haven't put into practice is "battleship", as in "that's total battleship!".
edited 3rd Oct '13 5:21:25 PM by MikeK
The Resilient One
Son of a bean dip, mother frito!
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
Bloody Fossil
Ah, sheet metal!
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
The Resilient One
Shut the front door.
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
Damage.
Maid of Time
Dam you to Hades, you schist son of a gorgon.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
edited 7th Oct '13 8:57:21 AM by Passerby
so much to do, and yet... here, it feels like one cannot do anything but lie here and sleep forever.
Zeddicrux
golf dam
"we have to get vaccines against hunger"
I'm fond of one I made up, "Holy Duck with a typewriter" sadly, no matter how much I use it online and in person, it has not caught on.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
Anyone else use them? Heard any good ones?
I'm fond of "Son of a Bullet Bill", as well as "Cheese and crackers!"
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)