I am a typical pony
She just talks to them, and then convinces them to give up their evil ways and become good. They are now forever in her debt.
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
Okay, now she has to go talk to the deaf wise man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
so i made a new avatar
Her words cure his deafness, and he sees it fit to become her servant forever.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
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She must go on a journey to get the SWORD OF AWESOMENESS!
GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
Time to tip the scales!
He flies her there, gives her a magic bow and Armor
I am going to have so much fun with this.
actually i am dead wow
She has to jump into bunch of rocks below a cliff because she is being chased.
boop I'm more active on here
professional dork
She reveals her mad ninja skillz and lands safely at the rocks, while her pursuers fall into their deaths.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Shadow of Legends
The pursuers become zombies and skeletons, and attack her again.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Man on a Mission
She extracts several Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch out of Hammerspace and lobs them towards the horde to clear them all in a single strike. Then she does the Out of the Inferno thingy... Because almost everyone is contractually obligated to do that after a big explosion.
"It's better to burn out... THAN TO FADE AWAY!"
She's being attacked by aliens.
Fly Air Madeline
She punches all of the aliens in the face, even the ones that don't have faces. Then she pulls out her pocket rocket and goes to the planet the aliens came from. She convinces the inhabitants that the people from their planet that she fought were bad and she is good.
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"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
professional dork
An evil wizard pops out from hiding and tries to mind-control her into his servant!
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
She only has to stare at him and he surrenders.
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She takes out her phone and her 4G isn't working, due to the lack of an internet signal for miles around.
...eheh
Shadow of Legends
She Mac Gyvers it into a satellite phone using only its own components.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
Oh noes!!! TEH evil alien alternate-dimension-al conspiracy guys are about to blow up teh earth!!!
Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
Shadow of Legends
She talks them out of it.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
"Just as planned."
They turn her into their God.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
professional dork
A separatist faction emerges, claiming that she is no god and pointing out the stupidity of this situation!
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Shadow of Legends
But then She Cleans Up Nicely and they all fall for her all over again.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
Suddenly, they all get mind controlled by the Batterwitch, who begins to suffocate her in bodies.
Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
Shadow of Legends
She unleashes a Kamehame Hadoken powered by the Power of Love, which knocks them away from her harmlessly, neutralizes the mind-control, and makes them fall even more powerfully in love with her. But she is never called out on her own use of mind control because of Protagonist-Centered Morality.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
A group of Dangerously Genre-Savvy criminals realise her annoying Sue-ness and attempt to manipulate her into making a Heroic Sacrifice to get rid of her.
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Unfortunately, there are several of her. Several dozen.
"Think we made a mistake here, gentlemen? Because I do," said the Boss.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Pretty simple, give our protagonist some out of the blue Mary Sue trait to get her through her quest.
Okay, so lets start easy.
"You must get through the evil orcs surrounding the village"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg