Horse ebooks

YamiiDenryuu Since: Jan, 2010

#1: Aug 14th 2013 at 2:23:47 PM

I just discovered this and it's beautiful

For those of you that don't know, it's... well. Just see for yourself. Supposedly it promotes e-books (hence the name), but I don't see any ebooks in there, just endless madness.

Some recent gems:

How To Make An Emergency Clothes
DAYS the time the time the time the time the time the time DAYS the time the time the time the time the time the time MALE, NO BED DAYS none
Learn some food
A Little Much Worse Worse The Better Better Than Than Same As Than Than Before Before Before Before Before A Little Worse Than Before
love love tell the tell the tell the tell

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009

Jamais vu

#2: Aug 14th 2013 at 2:26:21 PM

And after some deep thought, I concluded that the gurus were hiding something from me... There is something they

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...

Eclipse the Moon

#3: Aug 14th 2013 at 3:13:00 PM

I love how abruptky that cuts off.

I'm having to learn to pay the price

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009

Just awesome like that

#4: Aug 14th 2013 at 5:19:42 PM

At around 1:20:50 into this video, dramatic readings of a bunch of horse ebooks tweets. (Plus, one extra one at around 1:28:40.)

edited 14th Aug '13 5:25:37 PM by 0dd1

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Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009

NOT THE BEES

#5: Aug 14th 2013 at 9:23:33 PM

Apparently their random shit is an attempt to get around spam detection.

Also, here

edited 14th Aug '13 9:31:47 PM by Pykrete

YamiiDenryuu Since: Jan, 2010

#6: Aug 15th 2013 at 7:45:14 AM

It's even more beautiful -sheds a single tear-

Wooboo Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: I know

#7: Aug 25th 2013 at 2:22:41 AM

I love Horse ebooks.

It's like getting a fortune cookie written by an unmedicated paranoid schizophrenic.

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009

Just awesome like that

#8: Aug 25th 2013 at 5:22:10 PM

Nah, at least paranoid schizophrenics are operating on some sort of logic.

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Odd1 Still just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson

Still just awesome like that

#9: Sep 24th 2013 at 8:31:52 AM

So, this is something I don't think anyone was expecting:

Slightly explanatory news article.

Bear Stearns Bravo website.

Insert witty 'n clever quip here.

TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart

#10: Sep 24th 2013 at 12:28:53 PM

I see a Horse ebooks tweet get retweeted in my stream occasionally, and I was just thinking the other day that even if that account started as a bot, there had to be a point at which someone looked at the idiocy it was spewing, realized it wasn't actually selling anything but had attracted a cult following, and just made it even weirder for its own sake.

Fresh-eyed movie blog

YamiiDenryuu Since: Jan, 2010

#11: Sep 24th 2013 at 5:04:32 PM

What.

... What.

occono from Ireland. Since: Apr, 2009

#12: Sep 25th 2013 at 1:37:34 PM

“Bear Stearns Bravo also leads to Bravo NET, where you can sign up for…something for $7. You sign up as a banker or a regulator, and joining grants a lifetime membership to Bravo NET and access to “Second Impact.” Features of the “art project” are access to a “revolutionary computer network with full-text message boards and personalized interDactive modules. News, sports, stock quotes…romance?”

Dumbo

YamiiDenryuu Since: Jan, 2010

#13: Sep 25th 2013 at 4:23:23 PM

Well that doesn't explain anything at all.

BagofMagicFood Since: Jan, 2001