Jer gets all the girls
Some people have gotta watch how much they drink I guess...
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Kill or kill, you know?
No. I just wanted you to open a jar of pickles.
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
Ace Pilot
What did your imagination do to deserve that?
"When I offered to make Norea my third back-up girlfriend she just glared at me and started throwing things at me.." Renee Costa
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
Underworld Angel
Out the front door.
edited 28th Feb '18 12:17:17 PM by TheSilverShroud
In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!
No, build one. It's a carpenter's hammer, what did you think?
Jer gets all the girls
Yeeeaaah I don't trust anyone who pauses before vaguely describing potential side-effects.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
I want to know how to talk to a lady.
How can I respond to a signature that isn't there?
Jawbreakers on sale for 99¢
Ace Pilot
Boom goes the stereo.
"When I offered to make Norea my third back-up girlfriend she just glared at me and started throwing things at me.." Renee Costa
Jer gets all the girls
What were they drinking, though?
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
My optics have detected a large rise in sarcasm and humour in the room at at that comment.
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
Ace Pilot
Far far away obviously.
"When I offered to make Norea my third back-up girlfriend she just glared at me and started throwing things at me.." Renee Costa
Don't step on the flowers.
Oh dear... Drunks. Don't fet TOO drunk!
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
I just did! 
I'd probably just sit there with a big grin, but if I were watching it online, my comment would definitely be squeeing. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA". It's just too bad that I can't muster that level of loudness in real life. :P
Honestly, a full orchestra rendition with instruments like a lute and two organs would be amazing.
edited 1st Mar '18 2:45:18 PM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Professional Professionalist
I can tell from the URL name alone that's quite a ride there.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
Well, that title certainly fits.
edited 2nd Mar '18 11:36:19 AM by Clockwork_Heart
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
Jer gets all the girls
Nobody's gonna stick around if that's your pitch, mate.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Billion Dollar Babies
Is smoked chicken any good? I've only had it fried.
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
Kill or kill, you know?
Because it is not common
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Well, I figured if Imagination had a face, you'd punch it; otherwise you wouldn't have mentioned it had a face. I wouldn't have expected you to say 'if imagination had a face, I'd punch it in the knee' because you never mentioned a knee. Law of Conservation of Detail, yo. :V
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
The Hope, The Hero
...Right, but can it withstand a Gundam with 14 remote-controlled guns and 76 missiles?
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Say hello to Haro.
edited 3rd Mar '18 8:51:12 AM by G2BattleConvoy
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
the fastest way to clear a room.
"When I offered to make Norea my third back-up girlfriend she just glared at me and started throwing things at me.." Renee Costa