Single Tropers Club

I'm taken, and I still do 1, 2, and 4.

I do stay up until 7AM, but I haven't been out drinking that late. All the bars in my area close up too early.

Also, haven't been to a strip club.

Single life sucks. :/

1, and yes 3 I did even when I was taken.

Still this place is seriously underrated, and frankly the privileges are quite hard to appreciate until one enters a relationship...especially if it goes south.

Except maybe cops, but yeah that can be fun

edited 8th Jan '15 6:45:37 AM by terlwyth

You can also go racing in the mountains without anyone trying to stop you.

Walk around your house naked.

My boyfriend and I would both be doing that if we were living together :P

Too self-conscious to do that

Watch all the raunchy porn in the world without fear of being caught.

Wait, why do all my suggestions have to do with nudity and pornography? Let me try another

Have everything you like to eat without having to consider another person's likes. Sleep wherever you desire and hog all the bedsheets. Drink milk straight from the carton and fart everywhere.

the whole pizza for yourself

Eat chocolate icing out the tub and play GTA V whilst in your pyjamas.

I do the latter all the time!

(Only replace GTA V with any 3DS game.)

edited 8th Jan '15 8:38:30 AM by DiurnalBrocolli

But I did all those things already, guys. B-besides the porn stuff.

One of the nice things about living alone is sleeping in some state of nudity (now that it's cold I'll usually wear a shirt and probably socks). I only had that level of privacy for one year in college, and then I moved back in with my parents for three years.

It was, however, in that after-college time living with parents that I realized that being pantsless in summer evenings is really comfortable, but that was mainly after they went to bed.

Hopey: Wait, you went racing in the mountains?

I don't get people who like beings shirtless. Pantsless, I get. Those things really suck some times. But I just can't not wear a shirt. I t feels weird.

Tell that to my flatmate. I was in kitchen once and he walked in wrapped a towel and nothing else.

Makes no difference what gender or sexuality my housemates may be, if I have them, I don't go in common areas indecent (unless I'm certain they're in bed or away for a long time).

His towel was wrapped around his chest, at least.

I often into the kitchen looking decent. But sometimes I'm just too tired to change out of my pyjamas or dry my hair.

Pajamas and wet hair are one thing, underwear, modesty towels, and nudity are another.

He pops in for less than a minute, usually to grab a drink.

Yeah... Like, it's one thing to be disheveled, and a complete other thing to just have your bits- whatever they may be- hanging out.

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edited 8th Jan '15 11:36:09 AM by SilentlyHonest

What happened?

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I was trying to fool you all into thinking I posted something really messed up. It didn't pan out.

edited 8th Jan '15 11:35:51 AM by SilentlyHonest

I could tell it wasn't a real thump