I'm back, I guess.
Good thing that you brought a gun!
He's gonna shoot me during this card game!
(looks up at the Twinkle in the Sky) Now you know how the Catapult Saloon got its name. And why it doesn't have a roof.
Aw man, my cat gave birth all over the laundry that was fresh out of the dryer, what a bloody mess!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Fly Air Madeline
Don't worry; I used the neighbor's credit card to pay for a new wardrobe for you! I didn't ask him because he just seems like such a nice and generous fellow that I'm sure he wouldn't mind us taking a few hundred bucks for a friend in need!
The house is on fire
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
my current job
Quick, get the pineapple! We've got four more uses left, this is a damn good opportunity!
The author just died!
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Aug 23rd 2019 at 8:30:35 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Don't worry, we can use the reality altering pen that we stole from the cupcake wizard.
I don't wanna go to school
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
That's not a Noodle Incident, you left nothing to the imagination 
Let me show you how it's done...
The teachers convene, they're all wondering about dutchguy's sudden attitude improvement, except for the Mad Scientist hired as a last-resort substitute science teacher, who whistles nonchalantly.
Now, that's a Noodle Incident — the Mad Scientist substitute teacher is clearly implicated to be responsible, but there's no indication of what the substitute teacher did in dutchguy's class.
Crisis: AH-CHOO! Oops...
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Aug 28th 2019 at 3:15:00 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
my current job
...ah, shit. Quick! Get the hairspray and the hamster wheel! We've only got 2 minutes, but if Barbados is anything to go by, it can be done!
Soooo, I just entered an illegal street race and I don't have a car!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Discarded and Feeling Blue
-Sigh- I'll go call the pirates, again...but this is the last time this month!
My prom is in 5 minutes, and I don't have a dress!
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure PurenessIn hindsight, inviting the Exposed Extraterrestrials to even it out was not the good idea that I thought it was.
I have a playlist of annoying Ear Worms stuck in my head. As soon as I evict one song, the next one starts playing.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Don't worry, there is still one charge left in my memory erasing toy gun. Should be just enough to make you forget every song you ever heard.
The spacebar on my keyboard sticks.
Heya there! I'm West.
Why don’t you use the magic keyboard anti-sticking stuff we got from that wizard when we were at Fairyland?
Oh, Crap! My house is infested with ![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
s!
Peter
Ah, seems like we need to use the glitter-water pistol trick again. Please tell me you still have glitter and that we didn't use it all on the Elvis Impersonators.
Alright, so there's this group of clowns singing Christmas carols at my front door.
Adorable? Check. Moral? Check. Sympathetic? Check. He is, in fact, a good boy.
I'm back, I guess.
I'll shoo them out, since it's not Christmas or December yet.
I'm on a tree, and I'm being blown by very strong wind!
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Dang it.
Edited by AutisticAlivia on Sep 7th 2019 at 7:50:31 AM
I can't think of a good signature.
Not actually a noodle incident
Sigh, again? Fine, I'll get the flying fire truck and will pick you up.
I accidentally superglued my own mouth shut.
This calls for the Toilet Plunger Caper.
Stampede!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Get the hairspray!
Ouch! My head!
my current job
Get the hairspray! Again!
The hairspray's empty!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Just call Johnny Bravo, he has plenty of hairspray and owes me a favor.
I've fallen and can't get up
At least it didn't involve waffle irons
Edited by dutchguy1986 on Sep 8th 2019 at 5:35:34 PM
Dvorak to the rescue! And — oh, my — I did not know one could do that with hairspray. Note to self, don't volunteer to beta-test Dvorak's transport ideas.
Pirates are ransacking the place.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Sep 8th 2019 at 7:41:39 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Remove the hairspray!
The pirates fell out the window.
Don't worry about it, Mrs. Bluveridge says that was deliberate. Oh, and she wants her hairspray back.
You're spilling the gunpowder!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Peter
Relax, we figured out that it wasn't that bad that time in Spain.
Okay, I'm broke and looking for work.
Adorable? Check. Moral? Check. Sympathetic? Check. He is, in fact, a good boy.
my current job
Did you try the space-sailing madman? I hear he's looking for a crew after his hairspray shipment sank into the swamp.
I think this cat is trying to communicate, but I don't know what she's saying...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
See guys, I told you my high octane blast processed vacuum cleaner would be good for something!
I have to make a dinner for 5.
Sturgeon's Law is too YMMV for page examples, so WHY is it not a YMMV trope!?