Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
"No. In fact, I killed my parents without knowing that they were my parents. Being given up for adoption and raised as an assassin tends to cause that, but my biological parents were both fully human while I and my brother are both Inhuman."
"Are you a blue hedgehog? Or friends of one?"
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
Not an evil Thievul
If I am to go on the stage based off of N's Castle, sometimes, I will see that particular one you are probably referring to, but I am only allowed to stay in the background, so I haven't gotten to meet him yet.
Do you know any plumbers that may or may not be wearing red?
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
The Scarlet Witch
You mean that Mario guy? He's cool.
Has anyone seen my robot dog?
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
"I have not. Would you like me to conjure you a new one?"
What is your favourite jewel?
Goddess of Nature
"The one on my Tiara." -Azula
"I hate jewels..." -Mai
"Come on Mai, jewels are fun!" -Ty Lee
Do you know a fox that can fly a spaceship?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
"What? That sounds kind of...well I can't say stupid. I've seen crazier things in the arena. Still, I don't know anything like that."
Do you have a lovely bunch of coconuts?
"There they are! Look! They're all standing in a row."
What is your favorite food?
edited 22nd May '15 10:25:26 PM by GhostElm
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
Goddess of Nature
"Sadly, as I am part machine, I am unable to eat food."
Are your children part of a rebel alliance that you oppose?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
dork: silent assassin
Um, what? I don't know any rebellion against us. Heck, I don't have a child in the first place!
How much do you know about human anatomy?
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Goddess of Nature
"Not much."
Is this the road to Tipperary?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
"Sadly, my friends have told my far too much about what they learned about the insides of their former owners after a bath..."
"You needed to take a left at Albuquerque..."
Are you sometimes ashamed of your species
edited 22nd May '15 10:43:24 PM by GhostElm
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
"Ugh. For the last goddamn time, that category of UE's is a different species. I have gotten SO SICK of enlightening the ignorant on this subject."
Did you ever kill a whole bunch of your friends by accident?
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
"I am not so inelegant, nor do I have many friends."
How do you think traitors should be punished?
Transcender of Gender
Ahh, I don't really think about punishing people for anything. My friend nearly killed me because our families were sort of fighting back then, and everyone seemed surprised that I wasn't mad at him about it!
Do you often get criticised for your actions?
edited 23rd May '15 4:59:50 AM by whizzerd
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
The King Without a Kingdom
<Most of the time, my criticizers die by my hand.>
Have you died before?
It's been 3000 years…
dork: silent assassin
Yes, about 71 years ago.
Do you think you're evil?
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Jer gets all the girls
What!? No! I didn't know what they were gonna do with the stupid watch when I made it, man. And they freakin' kidnapped me! You try maintaining the moral high ground in that kinda situation.
Now, you seen a kid with a kinda yellow watch on? He's a....friend of mine. -strained grin- We're going on a picnic.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
"I'll answer you if you answer me. Have you seen a young brunette girl with a maid headband and a chakram floating above her head, full name of Lavitka Nástenka Neumann, no relation to the Troper named Shane Neumann?"
"Who on Earth would be super-weak against squirrels?"
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
Goddess of Nature
"No one"
Do you think that you can win a fight with my avatar.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Into Oblivion
Yes.
No...
Do you have a pet?
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
"It drowned, so no."
"Ever had some kind of ability you didn't know of until it was too late?"
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
Goddess of Nature
"No...ever since I was a young boy I always knew how strong the Force flowed through me."
Ever had a mentor hold you back for being too powerful?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Jer gets all the girls
Uh, no. -distracted- No, he was cool. Kinda like a father to me. Or something.
Anyway, you going on vacation anytime soon? -grabs arm of addressee rather tight- Sell me your ticket?
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Into Oblivion
Um, I wouldn't do that if I—
(They will suddenly feel two Keyblades stuck in their back...)
Was that overkill?
edited 24th May '15 2:27:40 PM by TooManyIdeas
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
(cutely laughs in a sweetly higher than normal pitch![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]")
) Hahahaha! Looks like somebody forgot to ask a question! I'm sorry about laughing at you, but I didn't think you would forget.
It appears this human has actually remembered to ask something. No, I love the plants around my lake.
Ok Ok, that honestly went a bit too far. No, I enjoy the plants around my shrine as well. I sometimes forget to sweep the tree leaves from the front though.
Yes I can.
That's not relevant to me for the most part. I am a turtle.
(To TNA) Are you looking forward to inheriting something?
edited 22nd May '15 1:30:13 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.