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They found a nice restaurant and ordered some food.
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Lily ordered a salad and Joanna ordered lamb chops.
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When they had to pay for the food, it cost 12 dollars, and Lily only had 8 dollars.
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"Don't worry," said Joanne. "I'm actually a millionaire."
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"Joanne!" Lily shouted. "Why did you never tell me?"
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"I wanted to live a normal life," said Joanne.
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"Then why not simply donate the money to the Red Cross," asked Lily, confused.
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"You obviously know nothing about millionairedom," said Joanne.
"Millionairedom," she continued, "involves lots of hobnobbing with the rich and famous. Professional athletes, movie stars, serial killers, politicians, the best and brightest."
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"But didn't you just make a big deal about living a simple life?" asked Lily, utterly lost.
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"BECAUSE MONEY IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!" Joanne shouted.
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"Woah, Joanne, calm down," said Lily.
"I'm sorry Lilly, I just feel a little weird right now."
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Then Joanne slid off her chair onto the floor.
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"Who gave you permission to turn into a snake?", Lily said angrily.
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"No, not a snake, a lamia. You know, half snake, half woman creature," says Joanne.
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"Why the heck are you a lamia? Are you cursed?" Lily asked.
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"Not exactly," said Joanne.
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"I'm just a normal lamia trying to live my life," adds Joanne.
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If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
"A normal lamia? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?" said Lily.
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"Who cares about contradiction when you're a lamia?" Joanne replied.
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A loud crash was heard near the garden shed.
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"What was that?" Joanne asked, and creeped towards the place of the loud crash.
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And then suddenly, a gigantic robot mole clawed its way out of the hole where the shed was.
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Lily suggested they take the cab to a resturant to eat.
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