actually i am dead wow
Just... don't bring any... wait... I don't believe those rumors! Then again I don't know whether if they happened or not... whatevs.
-jumps out window-
Waiter! There's Nickelodeon in my soup!
boop I'm more active on here
Shut up!
I'm sorry sir, but I don't understand. There's an entire children's television channel in your soup?
"Waiter, there's broth in my soup!"
Fear is a superpower.
my current job
Well, if we took the broth out, it wouldn't be soup, now would it?!
Waiter, there's a My Bloody Valentine album in my soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Oh dear, you're on your own. I prefer U2.
Waiter, there's a tricycle in my soup!
edited 24th Aug '14 5:58:07 AM by AxMachina
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
Crazy Awesome Personified
Terribly sorry. We must have thrown it in there with the toddler...
Waiter, there's a Spy in my soup!
Party time!
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Ah, yes. You ordered the Team Fortress special. Don't worry if the flavour explodes in your mouth, that's either the soldier or the demoman.
Waiter, there's a Deus ex Machina in my soup!
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
Eat it. It contains nanomachines that will clean our your tumors. And the god inside is bad. If you didn't have any tumors by the way, don't worry. If you sat on that chair in the entrance and weren't wearing lead underpants we've taken care of that too.
Waiter, there is a Portal reference in my soup.
When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down with the lemons.
Ugh, again? I'm sorry, sir, those things have been popping up everywhere lately. I'll get you a new soup.
Waiter! Big Beat is in my soup!
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
I can't help you, I'm trained in the synthpop department.
Waiter, there's a Jerkass in my soup!
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
You must be talking about a telemarketer.
Waiter! There's a ![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
in my soup.
my current job
You wanted the Japanese special.
Waiter, there's an overused meme in my soup.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Don't worry, it's only a flesh wound, my boy.
Waiter, there's a little me in my soup!
edited 26th Aug '14 7:43:33 AM by AxMachina
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
Crazy Awesome Personified
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Ah, then it worked.
Waiter, there's Squick in my soup!
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
my current job
You said you were a humanitarian!
Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Oh yeah, the soup was calling the salad.
Waiter, there's a dog in my soup!
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
It's Bak kut teh soup, he's after the meat ribs.
Waiter, there's a in my soup my in a there's, Waiter!
edited 28th Aug '14 1:58:46 PM by ironcommando
...eheh
my current job
Yeah, that's what the mirror soup does soup mirror the what that's, Yeah.
Waiter, there's a forum game in my soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Sir, that is a random formation of your alphabet soup.
Waiter, there is a Muk in my soup!
What did you think the purple surprise was?
Waiter, there's the poster below in my soup!
edited 28th Aug '14 11:25:17 PM by mynameis:
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Don't worry, sir. I'm sure he'll make the next post about this current situation.
Waiter, I'm in mynameis's soup.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
my current job
Hop it, you two!
Waiter, there's a cockroach in my soup.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"Just as planned."
You did ask for our Rad Special.
Waiter! There's a waiter waiting soup in a soup bowl in my soup!
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
This is what happens when you order the Recursitivity special!
Waiter? This might be the Evangelion special... I can smell the ANGST from here.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Oh, yes. And I suppose there's going to be Michael Jackson in the next one, hmm?
Waiter, Michael Jackson is in my soup!
edited 23rd Aug '14 9:25:49 AM by Surt
Party time!