Slashers vs Police

Basically, in a random town in the middle of nowhere, the ones most likely to deal with a slasher attack would be the police department. You kill all them, and all you're left with is a bunch of no-names who wouldn't be able to defend themselves. It would be an absolute slaughter with just one slasher; having an army sizable enough to be split into teams just makes everyone hilariously dead hilariously faster.

edited 29th Jun '13 10:08:35 PM by Watchtower

And then it turns out the town in question is Smallville.

And then the goalposts keep being moved up so we have Death and Freddy Kruegger and Pinhead, and we have another big name calling session, and then the thread is locked.

Huzzah!

Except we are not talking about the Army. And did you even read the list of slashers being used?

Whoa, whoa, I was just joking around.

But seriously, a group of slashers vs a town that doesn't have some Grade-A badass living there is going to be a massacre.

I thought my tone made clear I was joking too.

Tone doesn't convey well through text, and with this thread it's a bit hard to tell.

Tone, no, but any person who ends a serious argument with "Huzzah!" needs a Dope Slap.

But yeah, a small town's worth of police officers can barely stand up to one slasher. Making a slasher army, especially one large enough to designate into sub-teams, is what the OBD would call a "rape thread".

"OBD"?

The Outskirts Battledome.

I'm not a member, but I have been on it enough to know some of the terminology, which I occasionally break out, especially in Ultimate Battle Of Ultimate Destiny-style threads like this one. I apologize for not being clear.