Dwarf Fortress Succession Game III:Jawmetal

Speaking of toys, for some reason our glorious leader keeps mandating the production of toy hammers.

Well, everyone's been dorfed. If you want descriptions of your dwarves, PM me about it.

Well, everyone's been dorfed. If you want descriptions of your dwarves, PM me about it.

Guess what I got?!

Alright then...

Condorito Stinthadethab is married to Vucar Dyeglens, he is a citzen of the Ecru Road, he is a member of the permanent town, he is a former member of the bust of noses, he arrived at Jawlmetal on the 15th of Sandstone in the year 252, he is 143 years old, born on the first of Granite in the year 112. He is corpulent, his sideburns are clean-shaven, his very long moustache is arranged in double braids, his very long beard is arranged in double braids, his medium length hair is neatly combed, he has a jutting chin, his teeth are gapped, his aquamarine eyes have slightly large irises, his skin is dark peach, his lips are somewhat thin.

He is strong and slow to tire, but he is susceptible to disease and very slow to heal.

Condorito Stinthadethab likes garnierite, adamantine, yellow grossular, the color aqua, cages, pigs for their snorts and guppies for their coloration. When possible he prefers to consume polar bear, prickle berries, and river spirits. He absolutely detests hamsters. He has poor focus.

He is quick to anger. He is comfortable in social situations. He occasionally overindulges. He becomes completely helpless in stressful situations. He enjoys being in crowds. He appreciates art and natural beauty. He dislikes intellectual discussions. He loves to defy convention. He is immodest. He is confident. He talks to himself when he's annoyed.

So yeah.

You are going to love this Condorito: There are four statues of hamsters in the throne room. Plus three statues of our glorious leader.

The Hamsterlord.

Lord Hamster

edited 30th Jun '13 4:44:35 PM by Besserwisser

I was referencing the fact that Condorito's dorf hates hamsters. On a side note, there are an unusual number of atheist dorfs in our fort. None of the named dorfs I've looked over so far seem to worship any deities. I wonder why that is.

edited 30th Jun '13 4:43:45 PM by Archereon

Maybe all gods are dead?

Nah, there are a few dorfs, who worship deities, but I don't know.

Is this an older world? I've had that happen on my old worlds sometimes, especially after I've made copies and more fort of/on it.

An enlightened society of athiests? Perhaps the statues could put people in mind of a more Germanic Redwall or Mouse Guard or something.

Relatedly, adamantine weapons - and armour as well - should be brought to bear quickly. Remember the dire warnings of sudden surges in wealth. Assuming those griefers playing Goblin Invaders have been reading our posts, they'll soon send a vast army after us.

We already have a full squad of hammerlords (danger room trained) with adamantine armor and silver warhammers. Not every dwarf is an atheist by the way, on my second check, about 1/2 of the dwarves worship a deity or two.

edited 30th Jun '13 8:51:54 PM by Archereon

Death shall come from wealth to the face. We'll replace the enemies' teeth with silver warhammers. They'll die being hit with the very things they seek to take. It's perfect.

ETA:

Edmund Morullisat has been ecstatic lately. He dined in a legendary dining room recently. He was woken by noise while sleeping lately. He talked with the spouse lately. He admired a fine tastefully arranged table lately. He was disgusted by a miasma lately. He admired a completely subline door lately. He is married to Cisel Ransackedarches. He is a citizen of the Ecru Road. He is a member of the Permanent Town. He is a former member of the Royal Wheels. He is a former member of The Crewed Shields. He is an enemy of the Shaken Nightmares. He arrived in Jawmetal on the 9th of Malachite in the year 254. He is eighty-three years old, born on the 1st of Granite in the year 172. He is very fat. His very long sideburns are neatly combed. His very long moustache is neatly combed. His very long beard is braided. His very long hair is neatly combed. His eyebrows are high. His slightly close-set aquamarine eyes have large irises. His teeth are gapped. His nose is short. His raw umber skin is slightly wrinkled. His hair is copper with a touch of gray. He is quite durable and agile. Edmund Morullisat likes horn silver, sterling silver, emerald, crystal glass, whitetip reef shark leather, unicorn hoof, roof reed fiber fabric, the color dark tan, moons, figurines, buckets, chickens for their scratching, and copperhead snake men for their attractive scale patterns. When possible, he prefers to consume python and bumblebee mead. He absolutely detests large roaches. He has an amazing spatial sense, a sharp intellect, and a good kinesthetic sense, but he has a shortage of patience. He has a great awareness of his own emotions. He is put off by authority and tradition. He is candid and sincere in dealings with others. He is self-disciplined. When he's nervous he tends to stretch his body. He does not mind being outdoors, at least for a time.

He is our book keeper and a hammerdwarf, and if this were like old versions of the game, I would get an image of a Genghis Khan/Mr. Miyagi hybrid with a hammer. Danielsan, you must study the stocks hard if you are to become a Hammerlord. Begin!

edited 1st Jul '13 5:32:16 AM by Journeyman

Your actually not a hammerdwarf, I kinda mixed you up with another player's dwarf.

Yeah that adamantine layer was pretty damn weird, when I saw it checking the map out. The volcanoe runs amazingly deep as well. The river source that feeds the fort, it's water is also kinda weird. The shallow wealth is really quite nice.

But for whatever reason in my free run fort I haven't hit the adamantine while digging. Lots of the wealth is generated by trading for raw craft materials and trading back jeweled craft items.

You can make lots of raw glass for gem cutting and mounting. Also clay is available.

edited 1st Jul '13 6:13:25 PM by TuefelHundenIV

No matter. I'm still book keeping. Am I THE Book keeper, or a spare we caught?

I think(?) my dorf(Oscar the first) is the bookkeeper.

edited 1st Jul '13 8:26:08 PM by LordofLore

So we have two book keepers, because I asked Arch what my Dwarf was assigned to, and he said I was a book keeper. And an axedwarf. And he just took away the axedwarf part, without erasing the book keeper.

apparently my dorf looks at fancy tables and eats.

also she is married and haunted by the ghost of her ex-husband. I take no responsibility for my genderswapped dorfy cloneself if she goes insane from being haunted and destroys the fortress.

Unless it is epic.

edited 1st Jul '13 8:27:48 PM by midgetsnowman

Well, your dorf is a widow, and never remarried, so I'm not sure if the ghost counts as an "ex" or not.

Can dwarves remarry? I've never seen one marry once they've married once.

If I remember right, I don't think dwarves remarry at all, so there's that.

Anyways, wondering how my dorf fares right now. (If he's still alive at all.)

Ooooh, getting haunted by the ghost of a husband, eh? Someone's definitely gettin' an ass haunted that's for sure

Apparently he never heard the "Until death do us part" line.