Personal Aesops you learned from cartoons.

I learned two things after watching Ed Edd N Eddy.

• Always stand up for yourself and your friends against bullies.

- The Eds were always Extreme Doormats when it came to the Kds and the Kankers. When Ed was angry in "Litttle Ed Blue," and yelled back at Sarah, she finally backed off! - Also in "A Fistful Of Ed," when The Kankers were about to give Edd the usual Butt-Monkey ending, Eddy yelled at them to leave Edd alone, and it worked!

• Always be yourself to have friends.

- It was revealed that Eddy only acted the way he was to have friends, and when he admitted all his faults and showed his true self, the kids accepted him.

I learned one thing from Animaniacs:

Don't tell your peers which segment of the show you hate the most, or you will never hear the end of it.

I learned to never learn things from corporate-mandated animated tools of the financial stablishment.

How ironic.

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From Codename: Kids Next Door, I learned that no matter how old you are, you will always be a kid at heart. and that brussels sprouts are disgusting.

From Phineas and Ferb, I learned the importance of imagination.

I don’t even know anymore.

Avatar The Last Airbender taught me many valuable lessons.

Stealing is ok as long as you steal something that was already stolen. - The Waterbending Scroll.

Any deeply entrenched dispute can be solved instantly by lying through your teeth. - The Great Divide

If you really want something really badly it's ok to break the law the get it. - The Waterbending Master

Never be afraid to be the first one to resort to violence, even when the other guy is an authority figure. In the end you'll get everything you want. - The Waterbending Master

Impersonating a god in order to engage in terrorist attacks on a local factory is both productive and helpful. - The Painted Lady

When you really really don't want to do something, just don't. An alternative solution will be given to you by a magic turtle thing. - Sozin's Comet

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

From Avatar: The Last Airbender I learned that desire is the root of all pain.

You know what, f- it..I'll put the warped aesops because the good ones are getting too boring.

From family guy: Stay with your abusive family so that they won't turn on each other.

From the episode "Luna Eclipsed" from MLP: If you're getting feared for being a former villain, you need the lesson, not the person invoking the fear..

edited 27th Mar '13 4:31:43 PM by MsCC93

Adventure Time - Singing the Cheers Theme song will keep you sane.

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• From Codename Kids Next Door: Don't trust a cartoon to give you an accurate impression of teenagers. (Seriously, teenagers who listen to adults?)
• From The Powerpuff Girls: It's okay to let convicted criminals who are known for violence and other kinds of delinquency spend a day in a kindergarten classroom without any sort of supervision from an officer of the law.
• From Johnny Bravo: If you are buff, handsome, and witty, you will never get laid.
• From Dexters Laboratory: You are stuuupid! You are stuuupid! And don't forget, you are stuuupid!

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From Drawn Together: If you have a kid, pay attention to it! Otherwise your babies will end up having babies.

Yeah, pretty much any aesop that can be taken from Drawn Together is fucked up in some way, shape, or form.

I don’t even know anymore.

Beauty and the Beast: Kidnap lady, get wife.

The Little Mermaid: It's okay to make deals with the devil as long as you throw a big enough boat at them later.

101 Dalmatians: Dogs have a secret society that spies 24/7 on human dealings, and the whole town will know of your scandal within minutes.

Mulan: Insubordination for fun and profit!

Lion King: Fuck dietary requirements.

The Great Mouse Detective: Fuck aerodynamics.

Pocahontas: Fuck history.

Lilo & Stitch: Fuck the police.

Treasure Planet: Fuck GRAVITY.

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Technically Beast didn't kidnap Belle. She went to him willingly in exchange for releasing her father.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

If we really want to be technical, she left in a heartbeat as soon as the had the opportunity.

And I'd still consider that kidnapping.

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Or at least hostage-taking.

Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great

• The Hunchback of Notre Dame: if you are not conventionally attractive, you will not get the girl, even if you save her life.
• The Princess and the Frog, The Little Mermaid: deals with the smooth-talking dealer in withcraft are never, ever worth it in the long haul.

edited 28th Mar '13 6:55:49 AM by crimsonstorm15

All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.

• Family Guy: Constantly bullying and belittling others makes you witty and funny. You won't come off as a jerk, not at all.
• The Little Mermaid (positive) Listen to your parents, always. Don't sign deals with devils.
• Spongebob: If you don't want to be friends with someone who keeps bothering you, you're a jerkass.
• Total Drama Island & Sonic X: If you have a crush of a guy and you keep pestering him, he'll give in...somehow.

@ 15 and 16 I hope that you guys don't justify Gaston either..although the beast wasn't woman-material either, stupid fans say that Belle was dumb to hate Gaston and he didn't deserve to die.

edited 30th Mar '13 10:22:28 PM by MsCC93

The Fairly Oddparents: Even if you have the power to reshape the world at your disposal, life will always be an unending string of misery, abuse and neglicence for you. Abusive authority figures are never permanently punished or separated from their roles, so they will keep mistreating children forever.

OMG, yes!!

Dexters Laboratory and Arthur: If your sibling is annoying, you should always tolerate them. Nothing is wrong with their behavior. IF you object, you're just a jerkass.

Family Guy: Agree with a talking, atheist, constantly drunk dog.

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Jimmy Neutron: Smart people are dicks.

A serious one from an early Family Guy: Feminism is about choice and choosing to be a wife and mother doesn't make a woman any less enlightened or empowered.

God bless this one!!

Also a (positive) one from The Powerpuff Girls: "Equal Fights" - Feminism is about equal rights, not about special treatment and hating men.

edited 28th Mar '13 10:05:13 AM by MsCC93