RWBY General Discussion

Does that even count as a meme anymore when half the fandom is convinced that Qrow is actually the one who spawned half of the "proof"?

Bad Luck Charm is sung from Qrow's perspective so the lyrics "I'm a cursed black cat, I'm an albatross, I'm a mirror broken" is obviously hinting that he's secretly Blake and Weiss' dad.

His real semblance is being in three places at once and being able to rapidly change his appearance. He just says he has bad luck so that he can get people to sleep with him.

And because he's a luck charm (you know, like a rabbit's foot in reverse), he's also hinting that he's Velvet's dad, too.

Velvet's ears are brown. A lucky rabbit's foot is white. People with brown-colored skin are called black. Black is the opposite of white. Ergo, a brown rabbit's foot is unlucky. Ergo, Qrow is Velvet's father.

QED, bitches.

edited 23rd Aug '17 9:24:27 PM by Zelenal

That's logic for ya...

It doesn't even make sense when you spell it out...

In the UK, a lucky rabbit's foot can be any colour and is usually brown (which is the wild-type colour).

You know, it just occurred to me that I can use Charles II, the Welsh tale of Brân Fendigaidd (the brother of Brânwen), and Henry Beaufort to make Qrow the father of Cardin.

At which point I feel like I've used up my silliness quota for the entire month.

edited 24th Aug '17 7:04:05 AM by Wyldchyld

Qrow is the father of everyone including himself.

Qrow and Salem used to be married. Salem got custody of all of their kids in the divorce. And the house. Qrow only got the booze.

One of the reasons behind Salem's schemes is to get back at Qrow. Ozpin was just targeted because he was Qrow's boss. Or so we think.

In reality, it is Zwei who is both the Big Good and the Big Bad, at the same time— I forgot where I was going with this...

edited 24th Aug '17 10:20:02 AM by WillDeRegio

You were going to say that Zwei is actually Qrow and Salem's adoptive father. And they still married anyway.

Zwei is Qrow.

There's a reason we haven't seen them moving in the same scene together. I think they've only been seen together in a single frame, when Qrow leaving after thrashing the girls at video games. Zwei was completely motionless on Blake's bed in the background. There's a reason for that. It wasn't really Zwei. It was just an illusion to perpetrate the myth that Qrow and Zwei are different entities.

I can't imagine Qrow liking Oobleck so much though.

@Zelenal - That made me laugh way harder that it should have.

Oobleck donned Dr. Livingstone-style attire for a classic (if not stereotypical) 'adventurer' look and, when he fights, he channels crazy.

I think Oobleck and Qrow would get along fine.

...Nora, you need to tone down the yandere.

Being Ren is Misery

edited 26th Aug '17 7:15:50 AM by sgamer82

That was legitimately disturbing.

You misspelled adorable

That was adorably disturbing

Yang is best sister and that was more terrifying than expected.

I'd rather have Yang as a sister than Winter.

Nora insane confirmed.

The Nora stuff actually was kind of creepy. Sister bonding time is nice.

I wonder if we'll ever see Chibi!Raven.

I'm sure we will eventually. There's too much comedy potential in parental abandonment.

I'm expecting to see Chibi!Salem eventually. We'll probably discover that her big bad villainous plan is a desperate attempt to get Ozpin to notice her existence — in other words, either his Selective Obliviousness is responsible for all the evil in the world or it's a weaponised attempt to defeat her evil by pretending she and her lackeys don't exist. Or both. It's going to be both, isn't it?

edited 26th Aug '17 3:21:21 PM by Wyldchyld

With every fancomic I see, whether humorous or serious, where Qrow was Summer's real husband and he's Ruby's real father, I hope and I pray that we get undisputed, undeniable proof in-series that Taiyang is Ruby's birth father. I will laugh myself sick.

edited 26th Aug '17 5:11:06 PM by SonOfSharknado

I almost wanna see chibi versions of Raven, Salem, Tyrian, Hazel, Watts, Oscar, Adam, Jacques, and Whitley.

The latter two less than the others, though.