Mass Effect: Corporate Warfare Discussion

Okay, so here's the place to talk about your OMFGBANNED Reaper characters and why the hell I put the joke points in the signup in the first place [tongue].

By the by, anything you need to know about the state of the galaxy, just ask. I don't do the usual ME RP thing and avoid mentioning it, the galaxy just has a state of conditions.

So when does this take place? Given that most of use are playing humans, its obviously post contact, but if its after the youknow... then how boned is the galaxy?

I believe this takes place slightly before ME 2. So, you know, nobody knows that we're boned. Not really, anyway.

The time frame where debate could rage over the Reaper threat, I believe.

You know how Kei was contacted about her parents. I was noodling with the idea of this being a tacit appearance by Kasumi. Kosher?

So the party so far consists of a french sniper, Tony Stark, a maverick science experiment, a nerd Krogan, a gender confused asari, a lady with a messiah complex, a quarian assassin, and a midget krogan.

*starts whistling A-Team theme song*

edited 23rd Mar '13 8:33:18 AM by MachineMan1992

I...was under the impression that this was par for the course for these kinds of things?

This gon' be good.

I don't know about "par for the course" or anything like that, but I can tell you it sure would be boring if no one was quirky.

A lady with a messiah complex? Who, Kei? Heh, well, if that's how she appears I'm gonna have fun zig zagging that idea.

Just like old times, eh, Nman?

Now we can add salarian Dr. Insano to the list.

Great. We've got a combination of Maleon, Doctor Heart, and the entire STG on our hands.

edited 23rd Mar '13 8:24:16 PM by Dragon573

New guy!

That quarian's a SPAH!!!!

Heh. I was actually thinking of giving him a disguise program on his omnitool, but I figured that'd be overdoing it. As it is, I'm probably just gonna try going with the Guile Hero aspect of his character moreso than the Spy bit.

It wouldn't matter, I'll still read all your lines in a hardboiled french accent.

Heh, Guile Hero. Good luck trying to get on someone's good side once a bunch of trigger-happy lunatics have already thrown them out a window

oh yeah

well

what if i say he has a russian accent

what then

Well, he gets on their good side first, see.

Also. Your avatar reminds me that I need to replay Deus Ex right this second.

edited 24th Mar '13 8:29:04 PM by thespacephantom

Even if you say he has a russian accent, you'd need to include 'pootis' in each of your posts and make him carry a heavy gun named Sasha to make him read your posts in one.

I can imagine this RP consisting of Zann trying to outrun our cyborgs, Iron Man, ninjas, space wizards, and krogans to get to important NPCs and talk to them before everyone rushes in and kills them.

It's going to be like the scene from Garrus's loyalty mission where Harkin tries to run away, only to get smacked by Garrus, but with Venalia instead of Garrus and a decapitation instead of a smack in the face.

Heh. Yeah, I had sort of skimmed over the part where it said we'd be going up solely against Eclipse mercenaries, so...

Also, we have what, like 2 biotic characters and everyone else is tech to some degree? That lack of biotic pull is going to screw us over at some point, I guarantee it.

We need a Turian Biotic... Someone for Venalia to share Dextro-chocolate with.

Yeah... I'm glad we have Cross.

edited 24th Mar '13 8:52:19 PM by Dragon573

Yay! I'm valuable!

Everyone has their role to play!

It's just that Cross's role is more important than the rest.

So I'll stay in the back, and the rest of my meat-shie- I MEAN colleagues can take point.