Fast Eddie finally caught!!!

Ripped from the headlines! I was left speechless, I didn't want to believe it, but it's true! After stealing 1.2 million Pounds and hiding for 20 years in the US, they finally caught Fast Eddie!

There's only one choice! We've got to mount a daring rescue! Also, exclamation points!!

edited 6th Mar '13 1:26:56 PM by Earnest

We must!

Le gasp! What a cad! Site founder or not, we should not rescue such a despicable man!

edited 6th Mar '13 1:28:01 PM by GlobsterAGoGo

What does this mean for TV Tropes?

XD Remove the "after 20 years" bit from the title and it'll be an even better headline, since TVT hasn't been around that long.

We're doomed! Doomed I tell you. The end times are upon us.

• Well, that has to be right at some point, eh?

Doesn't seem I can edit post titles.

edited 6th Mar '13 1:33:51 PM by Earnest

I swear to god, if the world ends now, I am bloody blaming you.

Looks like there's a mod a-lurking. Thanks, mystery title editor!

You people dont understand. They have the wrong person!

...

Is it just me, or is the title slowly gaining exclamation points?

Also, a few days back, a man was swallowed by a giant Sinkhole.

Watch where you put those Pot Holes, tropers. Irrelevant or confusing links in wiki pages kill people.

They caught Fast Eddie!

And now they're gonna catch me!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD

he just sounds slow

Thank the Lord that this horrible rogue has now been put behind bars! If only- *THUMP*

what the fuck -shocked-

Damn,they got Eddie.

So now who's gonna run the site?

me

what happend?!!

ANARCHY!!!

DO THE NON-COMPLY DANCE!

edited 6th Mar '13 2:38:54 PM by Achaemenid

ah fast eddie -FARTS-

edited 6th Mar '13 2:45:24 PM by dronepeanut2

Fast Eddie has been arrested by cops.

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Fast Eddie?