And that reason was on a note, also inside the suitcase.
edited 5th Feb '13 1:16:06 PM by Trivialis
Well, it wasn't so much a note as it was a strongly worded letter written on the back of a Taco Bell napkin.
edited 5th Feb '13 4:54:03 PM by TricksterCal
It was really a Mc Donalds napkin.
And by that, it was signed by a person with a family name Mc Donald.
Come to think of it there were two guys signing it, Mac and Donald.
Am I a good man or a bad man?Actually, Mac wrote it and Donald signed it.
It wasn't Mac who wrote it, it was Mr. Burgerking.
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Except that they're the same person. Mac is just his nickname.
No, no it's not a nickname it's his alternate personality. Mac sometimes loses control to the murderous Mr Burgerking.
Am I a good man or a bad man?Actually, Donald didn't sign it. It was his 3 nephews, Huey, Louie, and Dewey.
Rather, he was the nephew of those three.
Wait, I thought it was Uncle Scrooge?
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."I believe you're thinking of Ebenezer Scrooge.
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!No, Ebenezer Scrooge was one of the veterinary students. Totally unrelated to the guys who signed the note.
Am I a good man or a bad man?Well actually, Ebenezer and Scrooge were two different veterinary students.
Yeah. Exept Eb and Scroo were hip-hop rap artists.
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?Actually, they were ribbit-robbit hat artists, basically making rap music for frogs who wear hats.
edited 7th Feb '13 10:01:28 PM by TricksterCal
The frogs were actually snowmen.
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?No, not snowmen, they were just one snowman.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)I think it was actually half a snowman.
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?Actually, it was a melted snowman. The poor guy was in pain.
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Well, he was just melted because he was made on an active volcano.
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?And the frogs were the ones that made the snowman.
Well the frogs were the ones who did the manual labour. It was a hippopotamus who had the idea of making it on a bloody volcano.
edited 8th Feb '13 11:53:30 AM by C0mraid
Am I a good man or a bad man?
Not rubies, rubles, along with other foreign currencies. For some reason.
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!