Crazed feminists?

Barbies aren't built for that. Those things can't even move their legs except forward and backward =P

Except for this one I had once called 'gymnast barbie'. But her arm kept falling off.

How about 'surgeon barbie'? Comes with a patient that you can open up. And, like, little plastic bags of fluid that you could attach to their wrists... and plastic trays of medical instruments...

When it comes to that anatomically correct, it's not a doll anymore, it's a homonculus. :p

Be part of a "Kiddie's first alchemy set", to be sure. :3

@Loni: Well, there was a "pregnancy" doll that created a lot of controversy, since it had a removable baby bump with an itty bitty baby inside.

There was also a coming of age Skipper doll that grew boobs when you turned a dial on her back, and that also created a lot of controversy.

Also, I still play with dolls. T_T

edited 7th Nov '12 8:59:59 PM by DrunkGirlfriend

Really? O.o

How.. how does a doll grow boobs? That would just look like a horrifying cyborg-skipper, wouldn't it?

There's nothing wrong with playing with giant robots controlled by AI.

Stretchy rubber + balloon + air pump.

edited 7th Nov '12 9:04:02 PM by IraTheSquire

@Loni:

-Facepalms-

edited 7th Nov '12 9:07:10 PM by IraTheSquire

You thought I was kidding, didn't you?

D:

OK, that works better than what I was picturing. But how I can't help thinking that they might pop...

Nah, there's some sort of mechanism that pushes molded plastic boobs through a vinyl exterior. They're hard, not like balloons.

That's what I figured.

Something like that...not exactly what I was thinking with what I said on the last page, but it's a great example of how you can completely screw up this kind of concept

Ignoring Barboobs, now I want there to actually be a Kid's Alchemy set. :/

Not quite alchemy, but close enough.

@0dd: I could give more examples, but they'd be NSFW, so I can't post them.

You can't make a philosopher's stone with that though. :o

@DG: I'm not sure if I want to know, but I'm curious enough to ask for the names so I can later regret googling them.

... This thread is the oddest example ever of mood whiplash.

@0dd1: Some ball-jointed dolls are anatomically correct, down to having... parts.. that you can swap out to indicate varying levels of arousal.

Hey, if we can't talk about dolls with boobs in a thread about Straw Feminists, what can we talk about?

Sounds...interesting, to say the least, but that's probably something that wouldn't surprise me if I saw it in a sex shop or something.

edited 7th Nov '12 9:30:24 PM by 0dd1

-puffs pipe-

Interesting.

Nah, they're not big enough for that.

However, the creepiest example would be Dragondoll's "Uncle" bodies, due to the name.

@ Inhopelessguy: Thank you. It is an honor.

"Uncle" bodies? I don't know anyone whose Uncle is a dragon.

edited 7th Nov '12 9:48:06 PM by IraTheSquire

Yeah, they have three different "settings", and if you just leave it off, there's a gigantic hole in the crotch.

Then there's also the OOAK artists that take regular Barbies and modify them to be anatomically correct.

Interesting. I hope that they get the intestines right. Too many movies forget about the mesentery.

... Wow the fuck.