FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
Best Of in da house:
things might get really strange soon.
By the way, Lu smells.
Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
In uffish thought
Haiku poetry
Is second nature to me.
You won't ever win.
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
You might have noticed:
my battle is not the same
that you are fighting.
Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
Look how smug he is.
Who would win, 'tis mystery.
But Best Of will lose.
In uffish thought
Your rivalry ends
Now within this thread — unless
It's funny not to.
There once was a man
From TV Tropes who didn't
Understand haiku
"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
A Pathetic
Is it haiku time?
God, what is this I don't even
Thought too long on this
YUUGI WANTS YOU FOR DRINKING BUDDY
Spoiler Alert
Hello ya'all, did
you ever consider that,
'tis like ancient twitter?
edited 5th Sep '12 7:19:39 AM by Tachi
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango?
In uffish thought
Five-seven-five
Is the structure of haiku
Not four and last six.
A formatting tip:
Use double backslash to force
Line breaks like these ones.
(\\\\)
edited 5th Sep '12 7:22:48 AM by Telcontar
That was the amazing part. Things just keep going.
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
To write a poem
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffi-
"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
A Pathetic
That is intriguing
Twitter would be fun this way
Even worth using
edited 5th Sep '12 7:24:49 AM by TopographicOcean
YUUGI WANTS YOU FOR DRINKING BUDDY
Reverse the Curse
Hey, did you guys know
Available on the web
edited 5th Sep '12 8:21:34 AM by DrunkGirlfriend
"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
cannot into space
Drunk needs haiku help
But we can do it better
let's kick haiku ass
edited 5th Sep '12 9:05:08 AM by Jimmmyman10
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Vivé la cuddlevolution!
Haiku and live long
then with help of many years
sing in the winter.
cannot into space
How do I shoot web?
Except instead of shoot web
I can't break lines right
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Vivé la cuddlevolution!
One uses slashes
Left-to-right diagonal
And pointing downwards.
Pentasyllable.
Septasyllabic thingy.
Pentasyllable.
cannot into space
This sentence has 5
but this sentence has seven
lastly, 5 again
STUPID FORMATTING
ALWAYS SCREWING ME OVER
WHY WILL IT NOT WORK
Oh. Backward Slashes.
I feel really stupid now.
I MUST BE REDEEMED
edited 5th Sep '12 10:02:40 AM by Jimmmyman10
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Something...
Bacon is Awesome
You can put it on burgers
For extra meat stuffs!
Just floating around...
Blowing on a leaf
I have wrote like this
before wasn't that goodish
but i did my best.
edited 5th Sep '12 10:06:56 AM by Lostiesgirl
Lostie's girl, do,do, da na,na Where can i find a woman like that?
In uffish thought
When reading haiku
You often find out about
Five syllable words.
You got aspirin?
Maybe there is some out back.
Yes. I am so right.
Gah, this moves so fast.
I shall win this fight, but first
My computer reboots.
Diurnal Brocolli
Has made a Haiku Battle
Thread for everyone!
Just floating around...