A priest and a nun were out golfing. The priest took a shot. It sailed wide, and into the water hazard.
He shouted, "Oh shit! I missed"
The nun was rather upset by this display of colorful speech, and responded, "Father, you really should watch your language."
"Fine," he responded. "I won't do it again."
However, later in the game, he hit another bad shot. This one sailed into the trees.
"Oh shit. I missed," he shouted again.
The nun was a bit more upset this time. "Father, I thought I told you not to say that word."
"I'm sorry," replied the priest. "It won't happen again. If it does, may the Lord strike me down on the spot."
However, he didn't keep his promise for long. His very next shot clipped a tree branch and bounced into a sand trap.
"Oh shit! I missed," he shouted even louder than before.
Suddenly the nun was struck by lightning. A voice from heaven called out, "Oh shit! I missed!
edited 16th Sep '12 12:08:22 AM by CompletelyNormalGuy