my current job
What do we want?
Time travel!
When do we want it?
That's irrelevant!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
What do we want? Courteous and effective discussion, and thoughtful, intelligent debate!
When do we want it? I'm kind of too stressed right now to disagree politely, but I'll feel better after a good night's sleep! Let me know when you're interested!
edited 23rd Oct '14 12:30:11 PM by Noaqiyeum
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
For a more sinister tone, imagine it being said by one Cyberman or Borg to another. (both of them use "That's irrelevant!" as a Catchphrase.)
Forever Gorgeous
Where do I keep my giant porn?
In my Macro-files.
"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018
Digimon is coming back!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Just The Doctor!
The Eccentric Electric
The Pessimist: "There's no light in this tunnel!"
The Optimist: "There's a light at the end of this tunnel!"
The Realist: "Wait, is that a train?!"
Living The Fever Dream
my current job
The Technician: What are you idiots doing on the tracks?!
Am I a weirdo?
The old-school villain: "Do any of you have any rope? I ran out on the last damsel."
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
What is Eggman's favorite season?
"FALL!"
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Digimon is coming back!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered sex offender.
Even with these awkward wings, dyed with images that seem to stay. I'm sure we can fly, on my love! 3DS Friend Code: 2809-9138-8756
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
It's a miracle!
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
Two women walk into a bar and discuss the Bechdel Test.
edited 2nd Nov '14 1:39:42 PM by TheMike
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
I'm guessing they passed?
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Am I a weirdo?
I heard a slightly different version. The version I heard went:
Two women were walking down the street. The first asked, "Have you ever heard of the Beschdel Test?" The second replies, "Yes. My boyfriend told me about it last week."
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Chapter 1 (Discontinued)
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
Warning: This poster is known to the state of California to cause cancer. Cancer may not be available in your country.
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
Speaking of joke variations.
A programmer's wife sends him to the store to get some bread, and adds "While you're there, pick up some milk."
The programmer never comes back.
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
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Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
How much does the average introvert weight?
Not enough to break the ice.
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
How many poles are there?
At least 38.14 million.
my current job
How many elephants can you fit in a mini? 4: two in the front, two in the back.
How many giraffes can you fit in a mini? None, there's already 4 elephants in there.
How do you get two whales in a mini? The same way you get to Wales in any other car; take the M4 and go across the Severn Bridge.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?"
Descartes says "I think not", and poof, he's gone.
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
Chapter 1 (Discontinued)
Do you find all these hilarious things somewhere or just craft them yourself?
Warning: This poster is known to the state of California to cause cancer. Cancer may not be available in your country.
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
Reddit, mostly.
I just remembered a World of Warcraft joke I liked.
Onlooker: Holy cow! It's a holy cow!
I like to keep my audience riveted.Tauren Priest: -.- I'm Discipline, dammit...