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finally, time to discuss Big Brother

now at season 14

the setup seems [MUCH] better than last season.

plus another hantz family member tries his luck

Hilarity Ensues

tch...

the coaches competion was rigged so only a harlot could win.

rd 1: a device you move by rocking your hips in a lewd manner. [a female porn star is a shoe-in for this] women's hips are better shaped for such motion. boogie only won that round through sheer brute force & burned out for the next part,

rd 2: side-to-side hip movement. effortless for one w/ cheerleader/ stripper experience.

rd 3: moving a stick with your tongue. only Token Gay Will could've challenged the girls in this.

surprise, surprise, "Fake-Breast" Janelle handilly won, while Dan & Boogie squicked the fuck out of america.

still, lulz were to be had

edited 29th Jul '12 8:51:08 PM by ComradeClaus

This post made my night worthwhile.

Anyway, Boogie needs to stop acting high and mighty.

Seriously.

He isn't Doctor Will so stop trying.

He's fairly funny when he isn't trying to act like a jerk..but..

& so shane's hoh was meaningless

& yep, we got the coaches in the game, w/ only boogie opposing [despite his strongest pawn frank being saved].

plus will can now turn on janelle & dan is another vote, so if team boogie can win torture challenge hoh, they can gain momentum.

god damn, dan turned fast [what happened to his "let's work w/ boogie & frank" diary confession?]

& both frank & boogie royally fucked up by not rooting for ian.

or blaming janelle for dan's leak. goodbye, "Son of Sid", u will be missed.

this season turned to fail in a single episode.

...

aaaaaannnndddd boogie is the master of Xanatos Speed Chess & Xanatos Roulette!

Janelle didn't know what hit her!

8-1 bitches! only clueless-shoeless joe stood by her

Silent Six > Sovereign Six

edited 9th Aug '12 9:56:59 PM by ComradeClaus

gay will played too coy.

congrats on frank's 2nd hoh!

he better backdoor shane, it's his best chance.

aaaannndddd, nope.

to make it worse, boogie sells him out for 10 grand in the hoh competition. Jerkass

tsk, boogie got booted.

then ashley gets snuffed out.

REALLY?! such a weak player? why not jenn at the time?

then frank wins hoh over the whole house.

Dan pulls off the ultimate Xanatos Roulette.

but he backstabs frank AGAIN!

frank came up just short of saving himself again.

enjoy the jury house.

jenn.ll follow, then joe [or ian, since You Have Outlived Your Usefulness]

edited 5th Sep '12 6:46:38 PM by ComradeClaus

I started watching this season because of Ian. I have watched all seasons. I loved 14, happy for Ian

Really hope there are no veterans

looks like no vets, but rachel's smaller fake boobed sister.

and a country girl who can't play pool worth shit, she and a fake blond bimbo get fired for racist, homophobic remarks, but are still in the game.

well, for the first time in 15 seasons, an hoh nomination speach craks up the other houseguests!

Gina Marie is

Just

That

Dumb

Although Amanda is clueless how offensive she is too.

andy wastes his hoh & veto on unallied, weak players.

the 2 alliances he's in are running out of floaters

and I will not watch the rest of this disaster.

See you next year, I hope #16 is as good as 12 & 14

Currently attempt to recap the original first season in the US. It has interesting people but the season itself drags on at times. Competitions are very simplistic and a little infantile at times. Kinda like an after-school club with arts and crafts. They changed producers afterwards and I can see why. The blandness nearly put me off the show four episodes in because I learned they used to do routine recap episodes which amounted to Padding that exploded the season out to 70 episodes. I'm watching even the recaps for the sake of adding on to character pages and summarizing the season, yet after just five minutes- five minutes alone, I have to break off from watching the show because it can be droll. Sometimes, the conversations are enriching, like hearing about Karen's struggles with a bad marriage (with a lot of anguish coming out at times) and Eddie's snark (though he turns dickish after being around Jordan and she unknowingly insults his girlfriend's profession because she hates her similar night job being so risque). I was surprised Chicken George got his nickname from an actual chicken coop on the first season and that contestants had a grocery money budget. You also have a Baywatch extra named Jamie who is a 4.0 GPA graduate and has a lovable personality.

But Red Room and Banishment as opposed to Diary Room and Eviction sounded dorky and the voting system was conducted by telephone line and exploitable and makes the season really obvious that folks will give the prize to a guy with one leg. Also, houseguests had a chance to welcome an 11th houseguest named Beth and ignored it, which really tells you how dull and languished things could get. No one had much motivation going into the game because it was all new and they didn't know what to do whatsoever.

I feel like Will Mega was one of the most underrated houseguests because he accurately assessed everybody for their personalities and pointed out who was boring (Curtis and Cassandra, about as vanilla as you can get) versus who he liked (Josh for being cool and Brittany for being spunky). Heck, he goes out first and his character is a lot more interesting to watch than some of the other living trees in the house. Dude also knew people wouldn't get along and that would make things interesting and caused a big argument with Brittany because they were so alike. He would be more at home on the competitive version of the show as opposed to this really tense and admittedly tedious atmosphere. Social experiment vs competition.

Also, thread has been asleep for years now. Maybe time to close?

edited 15th Jan '18 1:31:29 PM by Maddoxsort

I hope BB20 (airing summer 2018) is an all-star season...

edited 15th Jan '18 7:15:22 PM by AmourMitts