Ninja'ed.
Oh, that's nice. May we go now? We aren't hungry just now.
edited 23rd Jul '12 3:33:46 PM by BioSafety
I thought of a name for the nameless electrician. Theelec Trician.
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy- The Patron spider-crawls over to Bio Saftey!
:What was that?!
:We don't have names, but thank you for that one!
- The first course arrives and its...
you guys come up with first course!
What should the first course be?
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol BadguyDead troper, maybe?
<attempts to move from seat>
I don’t even know anymore.- The lid is removed to reveal...
Dead Troper
It smells delicous —>
- The Patron forgets about bio safety and sits back down!
: Well everyone! eat up!
- The electrician forces explosivo back into the seat!
edited 23rd Jul '12 5:27:30 PM by eldritchseer
Um, I ate before I got here. Maybe Bio Safety would fancy some?
edited 23rd Jul '12 5:28:58 PM by Explosivo25
I don’t even know anymore."I still have his gun to remember him by."
-Begins eating the dead troper-
"He always wanted to be cannibalized by me."
edited 23rd Jul '12 5:50:30 PM by saintbraeburn
Everything is Possible. But somethings are more Probable than others.Ew. <slips plate under table discreetly>. Hey, I'm done!
I don’t even know anymore.: Then I hope you are ready for the second course!
- the plants constrict tighter on everyone in the room!
- the flowers bloom with a sweeter aroma then before
edited 23rd Jul '12 6:02:44 PM by eldritchseer
Yay? <knee jerks up out of fear, accidentally flipping the table over>
Shit... : Little girl, don't you know you must eat? Must I feed you myself?
Me: Nah, I'm good.
edited 23rd Jul '12 6:07:11 PM by Explosivo25
I don’t even know anymore.I did.
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguyyou are a brave one.
Dear God, that smell is sweet.
<passes out from smell>
edited 23rd Jul '12 6:10:00 PM by Explosivo25
I don’t even know anymore.: Exellent! Now *snaps fingers* For the second course!
: But, Sire she did n-
: ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME!
- The plants constrict the elctrician to the point of strangulation!
- The mannequins look agitated!
: No-(GAK) I did not mean to offend... my lord...
- The flowers aroma changes to a horrific stench!
: No, wait where are my manners!
- The plants release the elctrician!
- The plants smell clears up!
edited 23rd Jul '12 6:25:28 PM by eldritchseer
<wakes up> what just happened?
edited 23rd Jul '12 6:31:35 PM by Explosivo25
I don’t even know anymore.Still restrained by plants and not having eaten a single bite, I fumble for my cigarette lighter in my pocket. I flip it open and toss it at Explosivo, but not before burning through a bit of the plant life holding me down.
'Catch!'
edited 23rd Jul '12 7:28:42 PM by greenstarfanatic
logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"Takes lighter and frees self, along with other trapped people. Then i throw the lighter at the electrician and ignite him.
Let's get out of here!
I don’t even know anymore.Agreed, Explosivo25
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy
"But I'm not finished with my meal!"
Everything is Possible. But somethings are more Probable than others.-Still has frying pan in belt-
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
-Smacks Host over head with pan-
logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"take it to go!
I take my unfinished Dead Troper and slap it in the Patron's face, then bolt to the exit, beckoning the others to follow. We finally make it out of the hotel.
Now we've got the rest of the town to deal with.
I don’t even know anymore.Let's go to the abandoned amusement park!
edited 23rd Jul '12 7:57:55 PM by Classifiedzerogoki
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol BadguyCool, a mall!
logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"I shall join in pursuit of a mall. I need to get some supplies, seeing as just a phone, the piece of broken glass, and a tiny plushie of DJ from Total Drama are not going to get me far.
I see that most of the businesses are abandoned. Good thing or bad thing?
I don’t even know anymore.
This creature has beady green eyes that never blink. His yellow hair actually acts as a kind of sensory organ, like a cat's whiskers. He is tall and has an overmuscled build. His orange skin is like a reptile's skin. His mouth is actually toothless. He feeds not through his mouth, but via a long tongue with a mouthlike end.
: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! So glad I could join for dinner!
: Now! For the first course! he he he...
edited 23rd Jul '12 3:37:02 PM by eldritchseer