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DCfanboyOfTheFLASH emperor of my mind from One of many Earths Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
emperor of my mind
#26: Sep 21st 2014 at 6:32:13 PM

[[caption-width-right:350:The girls on the front of the poster are Time Ladies. the minecart is their tardis. they all became sensitive to the cold after their last regeneration and are travelling through time and space in order to make the universe tropical.

edited 21st Sep '14 6:34:27 PM by DCfanboyOfTheFLASH

DCfanboyOfTheFLASH emperor of my mind from One of many Earths Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
emperor of my mind
#27: Sep 21st 2014 at 6:33:40 PM

sorry I'm having trouble uploading the image. (It's a poster for Disney's Home on the Range).

Beaver Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#28: Oct 30th 2014 at 12:05:40 PM

Obama. That is all.

Is this a Jo Jo reference?
NegiSpringfield Since: Apr, 2010
#29: Oct 31st 2014 at 7:10:35 AM

OR, alternatively, A Wizard Did It.
I can say with some confidence that I, did not in fact kill that ozone layer.

Obama did it.
Obama ibn Jiyorge Soros.

"Our Magic is not omnipotent... a little bit of courage is the real magic."
DevilPsyco from The Underworld (pretty deep down in the ground) Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
#30: Oct 31st 2014 at 7:16:16 AM

Nay, you fools! It was Lord Duckus, Overlord of the ducks! He is planning to kill all humans and take over the world with his duck army!

The only ones capable of stopping him are the penguins. Let us pray they win...

In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
GreatKaiserNui Since: Feb, 2014
#31: Nov 20th 2014 at 3:00:07 PM

I know! Cynicism and Political debates!

Clearly arguing over what to do before going back to continue doing what you did before must have some hand in this.

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SneakySalmon A person from Aussieland Since: Dec, 2014
A person
#32: Dec 8th 2014 at 3:06:39 PM

Obviously global warming is caused by the New World Order, which is run by sapient chilli peppers. They want to spice up the world...for their own evil ambitions.

TheKaBlammer Meh own orginal character geiz! from The RP I made this for Since: May, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Meh own orginal character geiz!
#33: Jul 6th 2015 at 10:12:13 AM

No, it's caused by the mass production of Harold's Glow-In-The-Dark Brand Butter, which is done in a factory run by unborn Kishin eggs that are holding Plucky Duck postage, so that they can make him work for them and eventually turn him in for money after framing him for causing global warming, and then after enough butter has been produced, all living organisms will be rendered helpless and live in fear... OF GIANT KILLER CLOWNS THAT WILL DROWN YOU AND STAB YOU WITH GIANT FORKS! AAAAAAAAH!

But we don't have to worry about THAT!

edited 8th Jul '15 4:21:27 PM by TheKaBlammer

Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!
thesongbird pilot archer enginer from liverpool Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
pilot archer enginer
#34: Jul 22nd 2015 at 2:07:30 PM

clearly global warming is the effect of the great old ones slow plan to consume all live on earth we just have not seen it yet

i have no idea why i did this
TolkienOtaku Having a good time! from Utah Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Having a good time!
#35: Jul 23rd 2015 at 6:06:34 PM

The hordes of Satan are upon us, warming up the planet to make it a new hell! DEMONS! BE GONE FROM THIS WORLD!

Blog link
HextarVigar That guy from The Big House Since: Feb, 2015
That guy
#36: Jul 26th 2015 at 5:45:28 PM

It's caused by the sun, you idiots! The sun warms everything, so we should get rid of the sun!

Your momma's so dumb she thinks oral sex means talking dirty.
NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
434411423124222344 Complete Arse(nal) from ████, Sweden Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Ronyo Ponyo with a small backslash added from The 27th Dimension Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Ponyo with a small backslash added
#39: Aug 28th 2015 at 3:54:05 AM

Actually it's quite simple.

The idiots running this computer keep upgrading the processing speed by shoving more people in, but haven't bothered splashing out on some more effective cooling methods.

TheKaBlammer Meh own orginal character geiz! from The RP I made this for Since: May, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Gowan Since: Jan, 2013
#41: Mar 6th 2016 at 11:32:32 AM

For generations, parents have told children to "Eat everything on your plate, or the weather will be bad tomorrow."

Now, considering that good weather is usually considered to consist of sunshine, there we have the explanation.

And by now, we have fat children and global warming.

Though I have to say, the Donald Trump's hair explanation also sounds plausible.

Squidabeth from The Tidal Zone Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
#42: Jan 2nd 2019 at 5:58:05 AM

Oreo biscuits are, in themselves, a rip-off of a brand called Hydrox, and as Oreos became increasingly popular it lead to everyone thinking Oreos were original. This lead Hydrox to further promote their biscuits by making a website to exclusively buy them online from. By going on the website, you are on an electronic device, which means you are using electricity that (probably) came from greenhouse gases. So there, Hydrox is the cause of global warming.

ReynTheLord Makoto Yuku from Tatsumi Port Island (Fifth Year at Tropey's) Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Makoto Yuku
#43: Jun 6th 2019 at 12:01:06 PM

The Incubator's attempt to undo entropy gone horribly wrong

A nightly dance of bleeding swords reminds me that I still live
Lunala real eyes realise real lies. william fries from Bikini Bottom Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
real eyes realise real lies. william fries
#44: Jun 23rd 2019 at 11:51:35 PM

Taco Bell. Everyone gets glued to the toilet and the toilets get angry at having to literally take people's... poop all the time, and that makes the toilets give off anger fumes which gradually warm up the atmosphere.

Im on a long hiatus/quitted because im burnt out sorry
TheWhiteWolf (ON INDEFINITE HIATUS) from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
#45: Jul 2nd 2019 at 7:27:49 PM

Pirates

She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
BackSet1 You Could Use some Imagination from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
You Could Use some Imagination
#46: Sep 11th 2019 at 3:57:29 PM

Just as Fire is the leading cause of fire, global warming is the leading cause of global warming.

"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
KingOfStickers Since: Jul, 2014
#47: Oct 15th 2019 at 7:15:39 AM

Josh, who couldn't prevent the forest fires.

BackSet1 You Could Use some Imagination from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
You Could Use some Imagination
#48: Oct 20th 2019 at 10:07:45 AM

The Fire Nation attacking.

"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Heyitsgalaxycreeper Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#50: Dec 1st 2019 at 10:53:31 AM

Global warming is caused by Nebby not getting in the bag.


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