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You, sir, have been playing too much Rayman.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Again? I hate it when people make beeping noises at ancient civilizations.
edited 12th May '15 10:07:25 PM by Speedchesser
10 YEARS
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
simple as
Please use proper grammar, man. I mean really.
edited 13th May '15 9:49:31 AM by 4maskwolf
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I knew you'd have trouble if you tried to align with entire continents. Of course, you can't tar all of Europe with the same brush; some countries are friendlier than others.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
So, you were on to my clever scheme all along. No matter. You're too late, and now the Rubies of Chaos and Hate are mine! All mine! MUAHAHAHAAA!
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No hate are mine!
Aaaand, cue the resident grammar nazi scolding you.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"Cue grammar scolding you."
Exactly how does a concept create sound? Also, that's lacking an article.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Calm down! What in the world are you screaming about? There's nothing in this thread that's that scary. Seriously, stop panicking for no reason.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Oookay. I guess I won't be opening that door to find out what that high-pitched noise was. Thanks for the warning.
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Um, no, you open the fucking door. I don't want to get murdered by the thing making that noise. Also, this isn't Adventure Time.
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Fucking door murder time!
...okay, I take it the window was too brittle?
edited 22nd May '15 6:18:05 PM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The King Without a Kingdom
The window was too brit?
Well, that was country-ist. Just because it has a teacup holder?
It's been 3000 years…
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Doesn't it have any other exports? Also, where even is "Well Country"?
edited 22nd May '15 8:10:55 PM by SmartGirl333
Does it hate portals, Well?
I don't know... How should I know? Stop badgering me!? *sob*
edited 22nd May '15 10:38:16 PM by GhostElm
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
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First of all, you don't what? Secondly, stop badgers from doing what?
Oh no! Not the terrible Fist of Low Scones! Martial culinary arts of that nature are illegal for a reason, you know!
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If they're illegal, explain the whole fucking genre of martial arts films.
Student of Story
So, we're talking about where porn meets martial arts films? Weird. And I will never quite hear Bruce Lee Noises the same way again... 
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We're talking Bruce Lee Noises?
...I don't speak Hiya.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Now hold on just a moment, good sir. You cannot simply claim to be the peak of human intellect, especially with such bad grammar.
What do you mean? I've never even heard of Simple the Pig.
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Well, that insult was unprovoked and disconnected. Ad hominem doesn't prove anything.
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We've all had some borderline insane behaviour
So this must be an asylum. This whole world must be an asylum!