Memes of the Medieval Internet 2.0

Recreated since the last one was locked.

Unless... thou art a Tartar!

A WITCH!

"Are you now, or have you ever been, a witch?"

All ye have the plague and feculence.

Turns in neighbors to the inquisition. Worships pagan gods "ironically."

Clavichord Cat

"Hear ye! Hear ye! This is a minstrel's poem pertaining to how my serfdom went topsy-turvy, and it is my privilege to share with you, dear traveler, if you can spare just a brief moment, how I became the Lord of the manor known as Bel-Air.

edited 12th May '12 6:48:22 PM by SeanMurrayI

As any guild descussion draws out in length, an agressive comperison involving either Ogedei Khan or the tartars slowly becomes certain

DOUBLE MOOR.

I was crusading before it was cool.

All ye courts shall belong to us.

Thou hast cometh to the wrong kingdom, knave.

I AM NOT THINE PIG SHANK!

I detect a deceptive ruse!

edited 2nd Dec '15 4:05:46 AM by TheFarmboy

Sir, I ask that you gaze upon my repeating digits.

Sir, if thou continuist with your profoundly rash and un-chivalrous behavior, the consequences will be most unpleasant.

Do not extinguish and relight the torch so many times, sir. Your next extinguishing could summon the foul spectre known as Uboa.

Chivalrous Charles

Steals food from a peasant hovel

Lures and kills the giant with it

edited 3rd Dec '15 10:09:42 AM by lewattoo

Advance towards me, brethren!

Cantankerous Feline.

edited 2nd Dec '15 10:12:57 PM by DragonzZilla

ye old pepe the beast

Scoundrel Samuel

Hires a knight to protect the town

Does not pay him

Chivalrous Charles

Absconds with the town crier

Teaches him to read

edited 3rd Dec '15 10:36:36 AM by lewattoo