"Are you now, or have you ever been, a witch?"
Turns in neighbors to the inquisition. Worships pagan gods "ironically."
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"Hear ye! Hear ye! This is a minstrel's poem pertaining to how my serfdom went topsy-turvy, and it is my privilege to share with you, dear traveler, if you can spare just a brief moment, how I became the Lord of the manor known as Bel-Air.
edited 12th May '12 6:48:22 PM by SeanMurrayI
DOUBLE MOOR.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.I was crusading before it was cool.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!All ye courts shall belong to us.
she/her | TRS needs your help! | Contributor of Trope ReportThou hast cometh to the wrong kingdom, knave.
I AM NOT THINE PIG SHANK!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!I detect a deceptive ruse!
edited 2nd Dec '15 4:05:46 AM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!Sir, I ask that you gaze upon my repeating digits.
And then there was silenceSir, if thou continuist with your profoundly rash and un-chivalrous behavior, the consequences will be most unpleasant.
Do not extinguish and relight the torch so many times, sir. Your next extinguishing could summon the foul spectre known as Uboa.
Chivalrous Charles
Steals food from a peasant hovel
Lures and kills the giant with it
edited 3rd Dec '15 10:09:42 AM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Advance towards me, brethren!
Cantankerous Feline.
edited 2nd Dec '15 10:12:57 PM by DragonzZilla
ye old pepe the beast
Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 is absolute garbage.Scoundrel Samuel
Hires a knight to protect the town
Does not pay him
Chivalrous Charles
Absconds with the town crier
Teaches him to read
edited 3rd Dec '15 10:36:36 AM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Recreated since the last one was locked.
Unless... thou art a Tartar!
A WITCH!