Describe the above troper with a simile

Do what the title says. I'll start with Dhana Ragnarok.

As psychopathic and murderous as Freddy and Jason talking about cheerleader stabbing tactics on top the bodies of two teenagers who were having sex.

Eternal Noob is as wordy as a dictionary.

Also try out this forum game: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13376342970A24260100&page=1#6

edited 30th May '12 11:57:37 AM by XiphosOrochi666

You're as ignorant and as unaware of Jason Voorhees and the Friday The13th series as my sister. Jason doesn't stab cheerleaders, only camp counselors and/or horny people with lake houses, and he doesn't talk with anybody.

You are as forward and blatant with your Shameless Self-Promotion as Macy Gray at the 2001 MTV Video Awards, and I can't believe I remember Macy Gray at the 2001 MTV Video Awards.

edited 30th May '12 12:15:08 PM by SeanMurrayI

You are as film savvy as a film maker (or a troper)...oh wait you are a film maker.

You're as cool as the inside of a freezer.

You suck like a black hole

edited 4th Oct '13 7:17:43 PM by theTamer

You, like a twisted evil necromancer, have a strange penchant for bringing back dead threads.

Since this seems to have been interpreted as "insult the poster above you" and it was necro'd after (rightfully) being dead for over a year, I'm going to return it to the grave.