Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
374: Because we thought it was a good idea at the time.
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
Kill or kill, you know?
375. You made me drop my sandwitch.
375.1. It was peanut butter and jelly.
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
Gaming :]
376: They didn't get the reference I made.
"Why is the sky rotating?"
Strongest In History
377. They rewrote the Anime Awards so Black Clover won every category, And That's Terrible.
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
378: Because they fucked with Biz Markie!
379: Because the leadership is incompetent
380: Because they ate my sandwich!
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
my current job
381: Because eating someone's sandwich after they just dropped it on the floor is fucking disgusting.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
He'll take the case!
382: Because they've been posting too many Minions Memes on Facebook.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
383. We have way too many people. Let's kick off a war to stem our numbers.
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
384. Because they didn't change the lightbulbs.
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
my current job
385: Because our friends have too many people, and we'd like to help contribute to the population control.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Kill or kill, you know?
386. They put too many points on one thing.
386.1. They put too less points on one thing.
387. Thye mkae toyps in evrery wdor.
387.1. We hate typos.
388. We are drunk. Let’s have a war!
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
390. Their leader beat me in a Yu-Gi-Oh! duel.
Don't step on the flowers.
391. REPUBLICAN CAAAARRRR!
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
392: Because I'm pissed and want to take it out on someone!
393: Because they burned me online
edited 27th Feb '18 10:54:08 AM by Clockwork_Heart
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
Fly Air Madeline
394. No one will accept Shrek as Our Lord and Savior.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
70% of all deaths are catgirl related
395: my relatives are pressuring me into the "dictator" career choice and im too much of a weak-willed invertebrate to ignore them.
edited 20th May '18 4:59:38 AM by atiredonnie
I, Furudo Erika... have duct tape..!
He'll take the case!
396: Because they keep playing their music too loud.
edited 20th May '18 5:20:31 AM by Some_Person
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
397: Because if we kill all of them, we’ll go to heaven! DEUS VULT-
398:It's raining.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
399. They get their presents on Christmas Eve
70% of all deaths are catgirl related
400: we’re the only country that knows how to parallel park correctly and their bad choices in the Toyota department’s pissing us off.
edited 20th May '18 12:23:37 PM by atiredonnie
I, Furudo Erika... have duct tape..!
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
401. They posted an embarrassing picture of me on social media!
edited 20th May '18 12:24:02 PM by QuantumMelody29
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
70% of all deaths are catgirl related
402: they make fun of their political leaders rather than honoring them with rapture and concubines, and for some reason it’s really not tickling our kibbles.
edited 20th May '18 12:26:53 PM by atiredonnie
I, Furudo Erika... have duct tape..!
373. We are on a holy quest! For the holy grail! Or: Invading territories because trippy dreams told us to!
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"