*Vague plotting intensifies*
318.Because you have an army of robots, and are bored.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
319: Stub your toe on a table made from the country you are going to war with.
320: Because you tried to make a hilarious weed joke, but with the wrong number. You Fool!.
she her hers hOI!!! i'm tempe
Tief girl with eartude
321: You want to launch a rocket at something.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
He'll take the case!
323. I lost a bet with my friend and now I have to do it.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Jester of the Birbal Court
324. Someone called your waifu shit. It seemed completely logical at the time in fairness.
The Prodigal Son returns.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
325. They gave your restaurant a negative Yelp review.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Having a good time!
326. They banned crabs at the last World assembly meeting.
Blog link
Asgore Adopts Noelle
327: They brought a Character back from the dead on my favorite show!
328: They brought a friend back from the dead wrong!
Don't step on the flowers.
329: This character should've stayed dead!
330: The classical war of shipping. Should The Hero be with Betty, or Veronica?
331: THEY STOLE MY BAGELS.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
In love with an Uptown Girl
332: I just want to, ya know?
333: I need to impress my girlfriend somehow!
334: Look, wiping out an entire building isn't valid grounds to commit genocide.
Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste. Nice to meet you, hope you can guess my name.
335.I like blood.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Don't step on the flowers.
336: I like explosions.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
337: You're a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
Tief girl with eartude
338. Mark Hammel said their country didn't meet his expectations.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Don't step on the flowers.
339: They looked at us funny!
340: They sneezed, and slept on the emperor's bed!
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Jester of the Birbal Court
341. Tropers the Series was cancelled
The Prodigal Son returns.
Tief girl with eartude
342. They photoshopped our president so it looked like he was giving a monkey a haircut.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
In love with an Uptown Girl
343: SCP 343 told us to.
Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste. Nice to meet you, hope you can guess my name.
344: Nanomachines, son.
345. I was told by a fortune teller with a pet bear that they eat pineapples. I hate pineapples.
346 Someone in another country told me a bad joke
The man behind the slaughter
347: their beer sucks.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
348: They choke on their own aspirations.
317. Because of envelopes.