King of Feraligatrs, Typo Master,
152. Etc.
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my current job
153: The King and I have a lack of any scientific understanding.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Scarlet Witch
154. They gave me a rock on Halloween instead of rock candy. Bastards!
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
155. They didn't give me enough candies.
156. They gave me too much candies which gave me cavity.
my current job
157: They didn't catch Gwen's Charlie Brown reference, the uncultured swines.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
158: They stole my candy, the bastards.
159: Well, why not?
160: There country's leader coughed when I was giving a big speech.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
161: Because I've literally been cursed to be alone in life.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
162: The Leader of the country left his favorite stuffed animal at his ex-girlfriends' house in that other country.
King of Feraligatrs, Typo Master,
161. They did something a nanometer off.
edited 15th Nov '15 4:29:19 PM by KingFeraligatr
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162. I lost a bet against them and too cheap to pay it.
edited 15th Nov '15 5:07:59 PM by shatterstar
Something something DBZ
163. Because their didn't tell me hi.
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk have at you!
164. Because their court tells me "Hi!" in ANOTHER language. Do you know how expansive it is to buy a translator?
edited 15th Nov '15 6:36:47 PM by shatterstar
King of Feraligatrs, Typo Master,
165. 166
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Asgore Adopts Noelle
166: 165.
167: Numbers told me to do it.
168. They post annoying numbers and can't even get them right.
169. They made dirty jokes about me.
170. They discovered the dirty jokes I made about them.
edited 19th Nov '15 8:03:44 AM by shatterstar
Joyful angel
171: they said that I have a small dick!
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
my current job
172:They put our government at the wrong end of an Aristocrats joke.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
173: They tell jokes that I don't understand!
The Scarlet Witch
174: His singing sounds like a dying cat being nailed to a chalkboard. While vomiting.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
175: They complained about my singing!
151. Their leader killed my pet tarantula.