Am I a weirdo?
131. Our citizens are fed up with the news having nothing to report.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
has a degree in bullshit
132. They built a wall along the border.
cross dust to the porches
The Shadows Devour You.
133. (British only) We want Calais back. (Falls under reason 8.)
edited 29th Mar '12 1:40:09 PM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
134. The British are coming.
edited 29th Mar '12 1:41:27 PM by Trivialis
Lord of the Avians
135. They have nicer trees.
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Fixed.
edited 29th Mar '12 1:48:11 PM by Falkon
The Shadows Devour You.
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That was 76.
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
135.5: They think we have nicer lawns and want to steal them!
136: They have enough reasons to wage war with us due to us making up all kinds of reasons, which is a reason in an of itself to wage war!
has a degree in bullshit
137: We need additional testing grounds and just testing stuff on them would net us trouble from the other people.
cross dust to the porches
Am I a weirdo?
138: I really want to see how these new bombs work on human targets.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Notepad
139: They grow pineapples!
140: Why not?
141: The president knows me by name... He knows too much.
edited 29th Mar '12 3:19:37 PM by Crayon97
Crayon97 Yoylecake!
The Shadows Devour You.
142: We're pretty sure they're going to try and liberate this third world nation we've been exploiting with the help of the local elite, and that would be rather bad for our bottom line.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
143 The whole Soylent Green thing fell through. So we decided to use your country for our foodsource.
edited 29th Mar '12 3:36:44 PM by stevebat
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
144. Because your country is gross.
edited 29th Mar '12 3:54:57 PM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
The Plum and Only
145: Huskies are native there.
146: Huskies need to be made native there, but they're not playing ball.
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
147: Because they've got no alibi, they're ugly!
OMNIA RESOLVITUR DIALECTICE
edited 30th Mar '12 5:27:58 AM by PurpleDalek
Ded
149: There's fuck all else to do.
150: I want cookies
151: They beat me in Starcraft
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
152: Hackysack
153: Having a major percentage of either side's population be Dragonball fans
154: Dance-offs are a poor decider on whether or not we can go to war.
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
155: Trolling.
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
Sega's Last Hope
156. We totally need that landmark. Think of all the tourism money we'll get from it!
Tropers watching movies
Ded
157: Yahtzee insulted it
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
Lord of the Avians
158. They have better weapons then us.
edited 30th Mar '12 6:12:22 AM by Falkon
The Shadows Devour You.
159: Their capital is fancier and we want to make it our capital. (The Ottoman method.)
160: Their capital is fancier and we want to burn it into oblivion so our capital can shine! (The Roman method.)
edited 30th Mar '12 6:20:00 AM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
161: They insulted us over mixing up "then" and "than".
162: For Science!! Test case: How does the human psyche react when confronted with a sudden, all-encompassing war?
edited 30th Mar '12 6:22:34 AM by neobullseye
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
130. Our country was part of theirs before the independence thing, and we want the rest of the country to experience independence and freedom under our rule.
cross dust to the porches