1000 Bad Reasons To Declare War

646: It's Asuka Langley Soryu. She deserves it.

I'm sorry, did you miss the word BAD in the title? Then again, from where I sit, there are a lot of posts like that.

Reason 647: The declaraton of an alliance between us and them interrupted the series finale of my favorite show, which was supposed to be spectacular.

edited 26th Jun '12 5:54:40 PM by Journeyman

648: She didn't go with me to the prom.

649: They parked a tank on top of my lawn gnome. MY LAWN GNOME for crying out loud!

650: My lawn gnome wants me to use their rocket to send him into space.

651: The Pumpkins made me do it.

edited 26th Jun '12 7:40:06 PM by Journeyman

652: The doctor told me to.

653: I need to destroy you so you never find out my reason for needing to destroy you, and it was not to add a bad reason to a forum game.

654: I needed to make Deadpool and Barackapool proud.

655: I need no reason at all.

656: It's the tenth anniversary of our countries declaring peace, and I wanted to surprise you.

657: Their leader swore at you, after you tried (ill-advisedly) to do something kinda nice.

658. They stole my lunch money in high school.

659. I know them. I used to take his lunch money in High School.

660: They're bickering over lunch money. They must be too poor to afford a real army, conquer them!

661. I felt like it.

662. I'm French, and I want victory.

663. They can't speak more than one language.

664. There aren't any more Pokémon games in their country.

665. They banned Axis Powers Hetalia.

666. They're from Heaven, we can't let them win!

edited 30th Jun '12 6:49:30 PM by Landorkus

667: He ended his post with 666.

668: They won't conform to our American style of government.

669: My great great great grandfather had a claim to some of their land. I'm pressing it.

670. They offered political asylum to my wife's divorce attorney.

671. If this was Risk, it'd be the only reasonable move.

672. Their national zoo's panda just had a cub. I SOOOOO WANT IT!

673. Wanted the see the expressions of their rude toll-booth attendants at the border.

674. I was trying to collect their toll and they were acting rude by amassing an army.

675: They're noisy neighbors and you've had a killer bad day. (Pun intended. )

676: You made a bet with someone else over a game of Badminton, and this war is the result of losing.

edited 6th Jul '12 7:24:44 PM by Journeyman

677: The thread stagnated for too long and war was just the kind of stimulus to shake things up.

678: We have to make it to 1000, so we'd better start somewhere.

679: We're running out of souvenirs for our War Memorial, we'd better go make some.

680: We need a new War Memorial.

edited 11th Jul '12 3:14:04 PM by Journeyman

681: I have nothing else to do right now.

682. After that last war we didn't have enough jobs for the returning soldiers. Better just send them somewhere else.

683. We outsource tech support to them and they suck at it.

684: Our company is named Asskicking Inc. and we need to demonstrate our services and products.