Mall Fight

I collect my chicken wire and sneak out of the store.

I enter the food court, grab 5 knifes, and tape them to my hands.

I crash the car into a wall. I run into a music store, and come out, holding a tuba with one hand and a music stand in the other.

Outside the store stands a pink-haired individual wearing a set of goggles and a respirator. They pull out a length of copper wire and an ominous crackling starts up...

Running outside the food court, I spot the figure and lunge at them.

edited 6th Dec '16 3:12:15 PM by Awesomewade

I spawn in the Mall, and run off to hide in a dark hallway. I take off my winter boots to use as weapons.

I travel to a random store, and go about setting up the chicken wire to block out the entrance.

I walk out of the corridor into a store to see someone setting up chicken wire outside the random store. I sneak up behind them, and let out a fearsomely pitiful battlecry, began savagely trying to beat the shit out of them with my winter boots, using the back like a hammer.

edited 7th Dec '16 6:34:34 AM by Vampireandthen

vamp, let's not be autohitting. that's god modding and it's no bueno.

The individual turns at the last second and ducks, swinging the pipe up at wade as they do so.

Read the wording. I didn't say I actually hit the guy, now did I? Let me help out a bit as well.

my mistake and apologies. carry on.

I'm facing outside the store, so either you were in the store with me the entire time or I can see you coming

Ah.....well, I guess I tried to sneak up on you?

The pipe slams into my gut. Cringing and struggling backwards, I throw 3 knifes at my attacker.

The pipe lets off a crackle when it hits, sending an incredible amount of voltage through its target.

Regardless, the person leaps back to give themself a little space from their attacker.

I am in the food court drinking a soda being blissfully unaware of the dire situation.

I definitely see whoever that is coming at me. By now about half the chicken wire is up, so they're going to have a hard time coming in after me.

I swing my music stand at YOLOisfox!

I spot a penny ducking the stand still without noticing what has happened. I then begin to jog to a Hot Topics

I nail in the last of the chicken wire. I wonder how I'm going to keep my base locked, then realize I'm dumb and could just use a lock. Just gotta drill some shit into the ground for the locks to attach to and I'd be good.

I then grab some gloves from the store (as it turns out, it's a clothing store) and my makeshift glaive. Using the gloves, I lift the chicken wire up and scoot out, hoping no one is dumb enough to steal my shit. (Then again, it's not like there's any of my shit in the store to begin with.) Now it's off to get supplies.

edited 8th Dec '16 11:57:07 AM by Daydre

With my attempt foiled, I decide to go for plan B: make a spear! I head off to find a store selling knives and brooms. When I find one, I grab the first broom I can find, and get a huge kitchen knife. I get rid of the bottom head, as I don't need it. I get some duct tape, and secure the knife to the end, taping it so it's nice and tight. Now with a homemade spear, I start walking around quietly in my socks, looking for someone to take out.

I throw my tuba at isfox.

While the tuba misses I notice and wave at Zero before going into hot topic taking some clothes and going into the booth to try them on.

I spot zero, and charge, preparing to drive the spear into him.

I spawn in the mall, and run into a construction supply store.