General All-Purpose Homestuck Fanfiction Thread

Cities in Dust is awesome. I was wondering when it would update again.

I think The Glitch FAQ is interesting not because it clarifies stuff, but because it suggests like a billion other stories hat come from the busted game mechanics. That and the idea of a guy doomed to forever be Quantum Leaping between sessions to save them is pretty sad yet awesome.

Also I assume the spelling errors are on purpose in this fix. Guys said himself that his Brainitude is sup-par.

Its good, and I think its one of the best examples of world-building I've seen in a long, long time.

Huh, Crystalanths don't work with Rage and Rain players.

aw man

It's cool how the Glitch FAQ inspired people to start spontaneously roleplaying in the comments on Ao3.

I'm reading Cities In Dust now.

I keep miming smoking a cigarette to when Dave smokes.

I must be tired.

"Mind" Guest Section for the Glitch FAQ.

Also, how to stay sane in Sburb.

Seems an interesting idea.

I like it so far, but I reserve judgement.

Update to the Sburb Glitch FAQ.

Also, the special guest chapter for Mind is linked there.

edited 20th Apr '12 11:16:50 PM by Bookyangel2438

Just read the latest update to Sburb Glitch FAQ and just... wow. I love that the author's trying to break down everything into something believable as a video game, but that last section... Fridge Horror anyone?

edited 23rd Apr '12 10:25:38 AM by Takwin

You mean the Others section?

I tried transcribing some of the text without the silly warping, but most of it doesn't make much sense. Either that or I'm missing shit.

[Question: What the hell are these things?]

They are zallalaragphrulflorluflorrlaghshlonom. Also called Speakers of the void Horrorterr tentacuddies or Squiddle, they are Ghroogfibthmurbrupbrup Haughauhthrl Shggthrol Goorsfnnnyuldhotha

[Question: Why do they... Derse dreamers when fygin their sleep fibthhulazyfgh nightmare?]

edited 23rd Apr '12 6:18:48 PM by Sessalisk

Can I mention my own story here?

Has anybody else seen the SBURB Cooking Guide? I find this Recursive Fanfic and actual functional recipe book incredibly amusing for whatever reason.

Am I too late to post my own story?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8083877/1/Alternia_City

You're never too late to post your stories, mate. C:

Also, Sburb Glitch FAQ is a massive tease: every time the author gets to the most interesting sections, that big -OFFLINE- button cockblocks us. I really hope some of that information (especially the stuff on the Horrorterrors and 'saccharine dopplegangers' gets filled in eventually.

Noodle Incident, man.

I kinda want him to go back and fill in some of the info on the older pages, though. It's like the fanfiction is covered in potholes.

Yeah. I really want to read about ascending!

Give the guy a break. I'm sure he has a life, and this is still a pretty amazing piece of work. Maybe he'll complete it, maybe he won't, but its still awesome.

There's no harm in wishing, though! I really really want to hear about those ascension mechanics. I've been crossing my fingers at every update hoping that they'll cover ascension. lol

This is a great "story" *

Hey, this is lucidChthonia. The Glitch FAQ expanded universe thing has an IRC now - it's #replayvalue on irc.skaia.net.

Also, just to round out the set of links:

• Forum Game
• Help requested re: being a Guide of Life

Both of 'em are "sburb.org" "forum" "threads".

edited 12th May '12 7:47:15 PM by orngjce223

Cool!

Well given the recent update on Brainbent I've gone and uploaded my submission to my AO 3. Due to the content in it I can't link it as that would break the explicit sexual content link rule thingy thing. I suppose that speaking about it is fine and good though. I don't recall a rule on that...If there is then...Just thump this and I'll be sure not to again.

So yeah. New piece. Well old in terms of when it was written but new in terms of it being open to look at. It's called Yes and can be found on AO 3. I'm hyper creative with usernames so I'm Aondeug there as well as everywhere else.

I got it in my inbox still.

Also I have a horrible habit of I keep giving myself projects so I can look busy all the time.

I have about 3 on right now but my cousin is writing the last and I upload it for him.

I think with the explicit sexual content rule, we are not not allowed to talk about or link to about 90% of the Homestuck stories on AO3.

To be fair, most of it doesn't merit discussion anyway. Although certain stories might be worth pushing through the rampant sex, just to get to the message. There was one I mentioned earlier where the story was filled to the gills with first-person smut, and disturbing rape-y smut on top of that. And then when you get to the end, the rape victim literally calls out the viewpoint protagonist on his shit, shows how he was a complete and utter idiot, deconstructs the whole genre and then lops his head off. It was beautiful.

edited 13th May '12 11:49:28 PM by Sessalisk