Obama is the second cousin of Adolf Hitler
's aunt's half-brother's estranged father's mother's grand niece's former college room mate's adopted son who was involved in politics with Osama Bin Laden, Tony Blair and the Octo-Mom, who has received shadowy funds by Sean Hannity, who is actually his secret twin brother John Hannity, and who has secretly been implanted with Nanomachines by the Illuminati's shady leader, a clone of Ronald Reagan with a goatee who gets his goatee trimmed by Glenn Beck.
Hence, both Hannity's, Clone Reagan, Osama, Glenn Beck and the Octo-Mom are in leagues with the New Whig Party's true leadership, the resurrected corpses of the old Whig Party, which are really Nanomachine creations of Clone Reagan's best friend
These forces, together, control American Politics, or...something...
Oh, and Cubans were involved.
Not serious. At all. I came up with this out of the blue, and thought it'd be funny.
edited 24th Feb '12 9:21:24 PM by NickTheSwing