Just for Pun

So the point of this thread is to get as many puns as you can in a row. It doesn't have to be based off the above post, but making a string of puns would be puntastic.

I'll start:

What did one ocean say to another?

"Spiffy cape. Where'd you buoy it?"

You know my memory about the purchase is a bit fuzzy, so I'm not shore.

That pun was pretty clever. I sea what you did there.

Water you talking about?

One part of me wants to continue making ocean puns, but another wants to call it quits and be a deadpan sharker.

New prompt.

Fruit.

I'm having trouble thinking of ones that apple-y to that category.

Orange you glad you didn't go with the obvious one?

I'd contribute, but I'm plum worn out. I'm druping and it's berry hard to concentrate right now,

I'm tired of all your grape-ing. If my day was as easy as yours, everything would be peachy.

Move aside and let the mango through to make new puns.

I feel rather melon-choly that I didn't think of that one myself.

New Prompt: Mammals. Because 'Animals' was too pig of a cat-egory.

When I was just a little girl, my marmot-old me that I could be anything I wanted to be. I said I wanted to be a gnus-caster, even though I was quite camera-shy. She said "That's fer-ret means you'll need to learn to perform in front of cameras, though."

edited 22nd Feb '12 11:50:57 AM by Madrugada

Trying to avoid doing things that cause tabloid writers to dog you is a hard rabbit to break when you're rich and famous.

This thread is going from bat to horse.

Perhaps we ought to stop monkeying around and move on to the next tropic.

All right then...let's go with "cards and card games" for $400, Alex.

I think we should get straight to the point, lest all our good ideas get lost in the shuffle.

How is this thread going? I thought it folded a while ago...

It's gone to pot.

This thread a flop? Nonsense! All it needs is a good turn to keep it from being sent up the river.

Hey, some people don't recognize a good pun when they see it. It's just something you have to deal with.

And here I was rummynating about how to keep it alive.

edited 23rd Feb '12 7:51:58 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy

And I thought there was going to be some war over whether it would work. Who knew?