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Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
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#26: Jan 18th 2012 at 6:59:04 PM

Weird shit and giving birth? Huitzilopochitle. Conceived by a feather and burst out full grown murdering fucking everything in sight. Including the woman whose head became the moon. I love that story.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
randomguy321 Since: Nov, 2011
#27: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:00:34 PM

I wish I could interact with spirits or faeries on a conscious level. That'd be awesome.

Exelixi Lesbarian from Alchemist's workshop Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
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#28: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:00:34 PM

Central American civilisations had some weird shit going on in their mythology. Yes, even weirder than swans raping chicks to give birth to demigods.

[up]>Interaction with the Folk

>Awesome

Depends, do you count signing away the soul of your firstborn son as awesome?

edited 18th Jan '12 7:02:17 PM by Exelixi

Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-
randomguy321 Since: Nov, 2011
#29: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:02:00 PM

Mythology in general is fucking weird. I'm not sure whether to blame symbolism and a lack of science, or ritualized drug use and poor health conditions.

And exe, I'm being serious. I think it'd be awesome. :l and I might not ever even HAVE a son.

edited 18th Jan '12 7:02:49 PM by randomguy321

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#30: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:03:10 PM

I'm particularly fond of any beastie that can petrify people.

Stupid doomed timeline...
Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
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#31: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:03:16 PM

I'd like to contact spirits of some form or another at some point. Just out of curiosity. Particularly those associated with the ocean though since I have such strong feelings for it.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
randomguy321 Since: Nov, 2011
#32: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:05:01 PM

I really don't like oceans. I prefer calmer bodies of water. I don't like beaches much, either >.> which is weird, since I call myself Sandstorm. on the other hand, that's mostly due to the flighty and dangerous nature of sandstorms...

Exelixi Lesbarian from Alchemist's workshop Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
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#33: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:07:13 PM

What the Folk are known to do doesn't usually fall under the 'good times' heading. Completely destroying peoples' lives and/or killing them in horrible ways, for one. Stealing children. Glamours. Getting people lost to starve to death in the woods, or worse.

Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-
Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
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#34: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:08:19 PM

Oceans are very scary things yes. That is in part their beauty though. They need to be respected for how powerful and temperamental they are. Yet even then they can crush you. There's something beautiful about that and traveling over it though. Surfing is beautiful too and I have rather strong feelings for it. Considering it an art with vaguely spiritual meaning to me.

^Indeed. It should be noted though that they don't run with human morality though so you can't really consider them evil...Or good. They're...blue. Just so everyone is clear about that.

edited 18th Jan '12 7:09:38 PM by Aondeug

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
randomguy321 Since: Nov, 2011
#35: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:08:47 PM

You keep forgetting I often think about killing myself. Having some faeries help me get it over with would be an interesting way to do it.

Also I bet they'd make great drinking buddies.

InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
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#36: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:10:19 PM

The Fey aren't all bad. You just need to be careful, as they see the world differently from us.

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
randomguy321 Since: Nov, 2011
#37: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:11:11 PM

I just wish I could see THEM. (repeating myself again)

Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#38: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:12:01 PM

If you go to a party WITH a faerie, though, you'll be fine. Or so stories say. I've never been to a revel with an Undine and woke up the next morning with gills. Ever.

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randomguy321 Since: Nov, 2011
#39: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:19:23 PM

Faeries are... blue? >.> are you talking Blue-and-Orange Morality or what?

Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#40: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:20:19 PM

dah.

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Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
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#41: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:20:35 PM

Yes I am. They see the world differently and use differently morality systems than us. Hence they are blue.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
randomguy321 Since: Nov, 2011
#42: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:21:25 PM

Well that's a duh, why didn't you phrase it that way? :P

Does anyone know the specifics? :l

Exelixi Lesbarian from Alchemist's workshop Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Lesbarian
#43: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:22:32 PM

One could certainly deal with them and come out unscathed, and even enjoy themselves (once they get past that mixed feeling of awe and terror)

But it's like going into Japan, except every old-fashioned Japanese businessman has an AK-47 and a license to use it if you fuck up the tea ceremony. Not something to be taken lightly or done without lots of preparation and research.

edited 18th Jan '12 7:23:06 PM by Exelixi

Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-
randomguy321 Since: Nov, 2011
Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#45: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:24:15 PM

[up][up]This. Except even weirder.

edited 18th Jan '12 7:24:24 PM by Poisonarrow

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randomguy321 Since: Nov, 2011
#46: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:25:49 PM

If I screw up, I'm effectively dead. If I don't, it'll be awesome. To me it's a win-win.

Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#47: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:28:04 PM

@random: No, you likely won't be dead. Likely, you could be: taken as a slave, horribly tortured for as long as they can keep you alive (with magic, a LONG time), have your mind broken into a thousand pieces and made into a non-sentient hound, etc.

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Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
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#49: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:30:36 PM

So...he'll be a dead dog...

Unless...dogs aren't conscious. OH GOD DOGS ARE ROBOTS.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#50: Jan 18th 2012 at 7:31:33 PM

Not a LITERAL hound. I meant as an expendable troop capable of wielding iron. Which is a plus.

Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets

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