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tendollarlameo Remarkably Unremarkable Since: Aug, 2010
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#1: Jan 9th 2012 at 5:55:43 PM

I do not understand why social networking sites have not fused together in some sort of sexual orgy of baby photos and profile pictures in black and white.

Like...does it not make more sense to merge everything and then divide the profits up evenly? Hell, twitter already connects with myspace and facebook and Google+.

AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
I AM NOT A TREE
#2: Jan 9th 2012 at 5:56:48 PM

Because I don't want a my_____.

NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
tendollarlameo Remarkably Unremarkable Since: Aug, 2010
Remarkably Unremarkable
#3: Jan 9th 2012 at 5:57:42 PM

I thought it was my[__]

AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
I AM NOT A TREE
#4: Jan 9th 2012 at 5:59:12 PM

I don't know.

Who uses it anymore anyway?

NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
Fluid Since: Jan, 2001
#5: Jan 9th 2012 at 6:00:08 PM

Its creator certainly doesn't.

tendollarlameo Remarkably Unremarkable Since: Aug, 2010
Remarkably Unremarkable
#6: Jan 9th 2012 at 6:11:33 PM

My point still stands that social media would be more productive if it were combined into one network. Google gets a share, facebook gets a share, twitter, myspace(actually is that still a site? I'm being serious.), Blogspot, whatever. The main things are facebook, twitter, and Google+, though incorporating Blogspot would be easy since Google owns it, and I certainly wouldn't mind tumblr to be part of this social network orgy.

Not to be confused with the recently released pornographic version of "The Social Network", "The Social Network Orgy".

#7: Jan 9th 2012 at 7:42:25 PM

Well, facebook has already pretty much killed myspace, so they wouldn't gain anything by integrating with it now, and google+ was specifically created to kill facebook, so of course it won't be working together with facebook anytime soon. Twitter has a niche of its own that doesn't really threaten the others, which is why it does integrate with them.

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juancarlos Faith in the self. Since: Mar, 2012
Faith in the self.
#8: Jan 9th 2012 at 7:44:04 PM

I do not understand why social networking sites have not fused together in some sort of sexual orgy of baby photos and profile pictures in black and white.

Like...does it not make more sense to merge everything and then divide the profits up evenly? Hell, twitter already connects with myspace and facebook and Google+.

Aside from the obvious implementation issues, notice that you said the word every business man fears:

Divide

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tendollarlameo Remarkably Unremarkable Since: Aug, 2010
Remarkably Unremarkable
CommanderObvious intellectual rapist from Unmei no Itaru Basho Since: Jul, 2011
intellectual rapist
#10: Jan 10th 2012 at 5:44:52 AM

you forgot friendster

This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?
Nyarly Das kann doch nicht sein! from Saksa Since: Feb, 2012
Das kann doch nicht sein!
#11: Jan 10th 2012 at 6:17:30 AM

Divide - German for Sharing

People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
PinkamenaDianePie Stabby Stabby Party Pony from Sugarcube Corner Since: Dec, 2011
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juancarlos Faith in the self. Since: Mar, 2012
Faith in the self.
#13: Jan 10th 2012 at 6:22:17 AM

I could have gone with Spanish, but someone whould have thought that I was serious.

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Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
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#14: Jan 10th 2012 at 6:26:10 AM

Just to interject a fact here, the English "divide" is from the Latin divido (conjugated divido, dividere, divisi, divisus).

Which meant "to share".tongue

edited 10th Jan '12 6:27:10 AM by Madrugada

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juancarlos Faith in the self. Since: Mar, 2012
Faith in the self.
#15: Jan 10th 2012 at 6:29:26 AM

so i was kinda right, except i went for another language

well...ain't that something.

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PinkamenaDianePie Stabby Stabby Party Pony from Sugarcube Corner Since: Dec, 2011
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#16: Jan 10th 2012 at 6:29:37 AM

Lingua latinam bonum est.

rumetzen Since: Jan, 2010
#17: Jan 10th 2012 at 11:21:16 AM

Like...does it not make more sense to merge everything and then divide the profits up evenly
Threadhop: This is not how capitalism works

tendollarlameo Remarkably Unremarkable Since: Aug, 2010
Remarkably Unremarkable
#18: Jan 10th 2012 at 11:45:04 AM

Captain Capitalism is my favorite superhero.

You know him better as Batman.

rumetzen Since: Jan, 2010
#19: Jan 10th 2012 at 11:45:46 AM

You mean Superman right?

tendollarlameo Remarkably Unremarkable Since: Aug, 2010
Remarkably Unremarkable
#20: Jan 10th 2012 at 11:49:47 AM

I swear to God that was going to be my original choice, but as a Marvel fanboy, I figured saying Batman would piss more people off.

In reality, Captain Capitalism is Superman. Or possibly Hello Kitty.

rumetzen Since: Jan, 2010
#21: Jan 10th 2012 at 11:53:25 AM

In reality CC is Bill Gates, because Superman doesn't exist.

Marvel fanboy
Die scum.

edited 10th Jan '12 11:53:47 AM by rumetzen

juancarlos Faith in the self. Since: Mar, 2012
Faith in the self.
#22: Jan 10th 2012 at 11:56:56 AM

Captain Capitalism is my favorite superhero.

You know him better as Batman

Well his power is having shittons of money.

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rumetzen Since: Jan, 2010
#23: Jan 10th 2012 at 11:57:41 AM

No, that's that dude from Final Crisis's power.

tendollarlameo Remarkably Unremarkable Since: Aug, 2010
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#24: Jan 10th 2012 at 11:59:52 AM

No I'm pretty sure that's Batman's power.

That and getting the girl he sleeps with killed/kidnapped/kidnapped than killed.

If Bruce Wayne wants your pussy, you are fucked in every sense of the word.

rumetzen Since: Jan, 2010
#25: Jan 10th 2012 at 3:26:24 PM

No, Batman's power is being Batman.

[down] The dude from Final Crisis

edited 10th Jan '12 3:26:42 PM by rumetzen


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