"Oh don't worry! Just go rescue this Shinji guy, and he'll totally make out with you! Just make sure you don't bring any friends..."
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a treeAs long as I get donuts, I'll be happy!
Is this a Jo Jo reference?"...I'LL KILL YOU!!!'
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!Look, you've got a giant robot, punch the damn sharks!
Is not impressed."...Fuck yes. This is why I'm okay with people - insane shit like this."
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me."I agree"
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!"I like living places too. Someone has the right idea."
Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertisingNot really, but I've about had it with my family's chore lottery. This is the sixth time in a row that I pulled the "grocery" stick! (cue Tender Tears + Corner of Woe)
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else."...really? Maybe it's time for a clean-up crew on aisle four~" -grin-
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it.""Light in my eyes? Interesting...though my magic can create light."
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!"I don't know, but probably a witch!"
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a treeThe enemy is a sharknado, the princess is my daughter, and the sword is actually a chainsaw. Still in?
Is not impressed."Zài shìjiè shàng shénme shì “Sharknado”...... ?"(What in the world is a "Sharknado"...?)
- Looks up @ falling shark*
"Ó, wǒ de shàngdì!"(OH MY GOD!)
- Uppercuts it*
"Overreacted to what?"
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!"Didn't know there was a haunted mansion in Hong Kong."
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!Myeh. Depends on how they use it, actually. Some people are actually becoming smarter by using the internet like, y'know, they SHOULD use it. Overall, though, judging by social media... everyone's becoming morons.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me."I've never fought a battle against myself."
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!-hums the song- Catchy. -speaks into a voice recorder- Daddy, I've been a good boy, buy me a Nintendo.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight."If you didn't notice the Avatar coming, it'll be your last mistake!"
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer"You just summoned a monster to destroy us all, bub."
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!Yǒu yīgè yōulíng guǐwū zài zhèlǐ?
(There's a haunted mansion around here?)
"We be we baby!""Dude, why would you want to watch that?"
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a tree"...I can handle myself if I was ever kidnapped! You might want to check the princess in that Mushroom Kingdom the fat guy keeps telling me about."
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!...Ashley, right?
"Hey, gimme a minute to get to know everyone, 'kay, Brainy?" "Of course, but please allow me to get a word in, too, bzz."
"Hi to you too, asshole."
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!