Jer gets all the girls
Arrested for wearing crisscrossing wires that are a blatant tripping hazard
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Tief girl with eartude
Arrested for traffic violations.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
My son is a dumbass
Arrested for having blue hair
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
Arrested for having a really awesome beard in a city where no beards are allowed.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Arrested for being a psyche ward escapee.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Arrested for causing diabeetus.
My son is a dumbass
arrested for long hair
The Absolute Madman
Arrested for spreading all that dog hair on my furniture
"We be we baby!"
"Just as planned."
Arrested for messing with the subtitles.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
The Absolute Madman
Arrested for the creation of The Godfather
"We be we baby!"
"Just as planned."
Arrested for being part of a vaudeville show.
edited 1st Mar '15 3:02:19 PM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Tief girl with eartude
Arrested because Berlusconi's a creep.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
The Absolute Madman
Arrested because ghosts can't fit into shells, so breaking logic is one strike. The other's for being so good looking, but I can't have you.
"We be we baby!"
Something something smithy
Arrested for looking indecent in public.
Something something Arena.
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Kix, do you have to be so damn lecherous and perverted? Because it's kinda disgusting, to be honest.
Anyway, arrested for randomly walking out of random people via a hexagram that inexplicably appears on them and not bothering to tell anyone how or why you do it.
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Okay, at least try to give an actual reason and not random, nonsensical gibberish.
edited 1st Mar '15 10:43:44 PM by IchigoMontoya
Arrested because blarghablargh
insert commentary here
Arrested for not doing your job properly
Something something smithy
Arrested for animal cruelty potential.
Something something Arena.
"Just as planned."
Arrested for being cute and white haired, making me want to hug you.
And also for making Damascus Steel.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Arrested for being a foreign national.
Victory and Great Defeat
Arrested for impersonating a historical figure.
Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demons
Something something smithy
Arrested for scaring the children.
Something something Arena.
Arrested for chaotic antics.
Shadow of Legends
Arrested for being anti-American.
edited 4th Mar '15 1:14:35 AM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Arrested for causing ten thousand new cases of diabetes this week alone.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."