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Spash:...I was more expecting you to mention a Marvel character...
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...anyone less bestial, really.
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You specifically said, and I quote, "I support Elsa/Character from whatever crossover this fanfic is." Rocket Raccoon is a character.
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...you have a point.
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Their romantic first meeting would go like this:
Rocket: So apparently the people of this planet find you highly attractive.
Elsa: (upon seeing talking a space-raccoon) I don't believe it!
Rocket: No, I really heard they find you attractive.
edited 8th Mar '15 2:38:08 PM by spashthebandragon
I've got fanfics for Frozen, Spectacular Spider-Man, Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro the Dragon.
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"You froze an entire kingdom and created sentients snowmen and you have trouble accepting a talking racoon ?"
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
"That's different! Everyone knows animals can't talk!"
"Sven talks to me all the time," Kristoff intervened. "You only need knowing how to listen."
"And that nice princess from Corona says her pet chameleon talks to her, too..." added Anna.
"A chameleon. Talking," Elsa said.
"Really, Elsa, you need getting over that bias against cold blooded animals. That they can't live in the cold at all isn't a sign of anything bad about them, or anything..."
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And now I would definitely want to read this
Love is Love is Love
Isn't Rapunzel their cousin?
My various fanfics.
That's just fanon.
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The one canon thing is that a couple looking like Rapunzel and Eugene attended the wedding (and apparently one of the animators confirmed it was intended to be them). The other more or less canon thing is the resemblance between Anna's and Rapunzel's character models. But it's a fun Fanon (even if it means whatever Elsapunzel ships exist squickier).
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Most Disney Princesses have the same general face. That hardly counts as "evidence."
edited 8th Mar '15 3:21:02 PM by spashthebandragon
I've got fanfics for Frozen, Spectacular Spider-Man, Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro the Dragon.
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So... are you saying that all Disney Princesses are related ? We need to build the family tree...
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By that logic, every single pretty-looking woman drawn in the standard Disney art style must be related. That's, like, a huge chunk of the Disneyverse's population.
edited 8th Mar '15 3:46:04 PM by spashthebandragon
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Okay, fine, you've convinced me to stop this joke, because this line of thought would lead to more than one Princess being related to some degree to her canon love interest, and I've had enough of the incest shippings.
I don't know, Disney's Only Six Faces syndrome seems to have really worsened after the shift to CGI. Aurora (angular yet relatively soft face), Snow White (a more realistic Betty Boop face), Jasmine (clearly Arabic features) and Belle (archetypical cartoon beauty) look far less alike to each other than, say, Aunt Cass, Anna and Rapunzel.
edited 8th Mar '15 3:53:26 PM by NapoleonDeCheese
thebandragoness
Don't worry, the only Disney movie with any canon incest shipping is Lion King.
edited 8th Mar '15 3:53:59 PM by spashthebandragon
I've got fanfics for Frozen, Spectacular Spider-Man, Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro the Dragon.
Ever watched that episode of The 7D where the dwarfs are made to fall in love with each other because of a magical gem? And they're most likely brothers, right?
Oooh! Angel and Stitch! They're technically siblings, after all!
edited 8th Mar '15 3:56:26 PM by NapoleonDeCheese
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They're not "technically" siblings considering they're artificially created and don't have any biological parents.
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Well, to be fair, everyone is related. It's just a matter of how closely. At the most, everyone here is fortieth cousins.
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By about 3rd cousins, two relatives aren't any more genetically similar than two random people.
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There is a rumor that by some quirk of genetics, second cousins are closer than first cousins, but I have no evidence to back that up.
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Who Am I?
I married my cousin? Huh.
"We learn from history that we do not learn from history."
Of course, if she really wants a love-slave, she doesn't need to bother with snowmen. She could just ask for volunteers and a huge line would form.
"See? See?" the Duke said after hearing the latest news from Arendelle. "I told you that woman was evil incarnate! Such indecency! Such immorality! Call on our forces! I'm going to ask the other nations join us in a crusade to rid ourselves from her..."
"Actually, Sir, all our soldiers crossed the border to join the line..."
"But! We're separated from them by THE SEA!"
"Well, they still crossed it..."