Incredibly stupid teacher vs incredibly stupid teen. I dunno who to root for.
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Economics 101 ain't what it used to be.
Honestly, there's a few bank executives who could have used this class in school.
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Elon Musk says he won't be the first person on Mars because he doesn't want to die
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Well, you can't fault a guy for being honest.
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I couldn't decide between these, so two for one special.
102-Year-Old Gets Arrested, Fulfilling One Zany Bucket List Wish
This Pornhub-powered smart fridge is Home Depot’s new bestseller
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Standing in front of your fridge doesn't sound like a very practical way to watch porn. :P
Was it just one fridge that someone did this with, or does that kind all do it? If it's just one, my bets are that it was someone's idea of a joke. If it's all of them, then I'm guessing it was a really bored designer's idea of a joke.
edited 4th Oct '16 9:50:07 AM by SapphireBlue
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Adults at Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza Parlor Erupt Into All-Out Fistfights and Hair-Pulling.
Well, you know what they say. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. 
edited 5th Oct '16 9:16:50 AM by Eagal
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'Man Tax' - New York pharmacy charges men 7% more than women.
Oh, what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to lie to people in full knowledge of what the response will be. Applies to both the news title and the pharmacy. Four points! 
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Chicago dog insists on walking himself.
A real go-getter. That dog is definitely going places. 
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New Millipede With Four Penises and Chemical Weaponry Too Found in Cave
Excellent title, but jesus, that site is a mess. So much popping in front of my screen and scrolling with it..
Deadly 'Jacuzzi of Despair' discovered deep below Gulf of Mexico
Jacuzzi. Of. Despaaaaaaaaaaair~!
It sounds like the best worst B horror.
i. hear. a. sound.
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Patient seriously burned after flatulence sparks fire during surgery.
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Voting for Democrats risks eternal damnation, says Catholic church bulletin
edited 4th Nov '16 8:30:25 AM by Eagal
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How fleeting...
Governor Scott Walker Has a Soundcloud Page- It's Weird
Granted, this is from the University of Wisconsin-Madison news site, but I still find it amusing, especially since the student that wrote this is making almost no effort to take him seriously.
edited 16th Nov '16 2:31:00 PM by Explosivo25
I don’t even know anymore.
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Man dissolves in acidic water after he slips and falls into a Yellowstone hot spring
Dafuq...
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i. hear. a. sound.
Well, I suppose you could say the poor fellow had a meltdown.
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'Fart' in parliament: Row blows up in Canada.
Give up, Canada. You're never going to beat us in the insane politician department. It's not worth trying.
edited 21st Nov '16 12:23:29 AM by Eagal
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Well, if you wanted proof politicians are full of hot air, you got it.
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On the subject of politics: Brunswick man still doesn't know who won presidential election.
Ignorance really is bliss, huh?
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
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Hawk kills boy's pet parakeet...then gets stuck in cage.
Personally, I think everyone in this story is bird-brained, including the humans. Especially the humans.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
At least the second parakeet survived.
Teacher beats up student who owed him money for weed
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