Many years ago on teletext (which was the thing on TV before we had internet). On the headlines index page you would get a one word header in yellow, followed by a headline.
Some mischievous soul at the BBC managed to get this past the radar
BLOW Jobs lost in North West
How fleeting...
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Considering there's Obama condoms out there, I'm not surprised at all.
Wandering Jew
Mayoral Candidate’s Amazing Speech: Legal Marijuana Would ‘Dissolve Radiation’ in a Nuclear War.
How fleeting...
I think that candidate is on some stuff that's a little less than legal. XD
I don’t even know anymore.
Underfail
"Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives"
Poor guy...
Hey, I've moved to a new account! I go by Silver Glyph now.
I'm late, but the visuals definitely fulfill Poe's Law.
So, who's got a camera?
Slightly older news story (as far as the internet goes at least) but... Congress Has Finally Discovered 'Doge,' And It's Going About As Badly As You Would Expect
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NH hunter shot after cousin thought he was wild turkey,
Um...
edited 13th May '14 3:53:47 PM by TotemicHero
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
I guess between the two of them the cousin is the real wild turkey.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Or was drinking a little too much Wild Turkey.
i. hear. a. sound.
How fleeting...
Naked Man Doing Push-Ups Struck and Killed by Car in Portland
I have no words.
Australia Gives Hundreds of Kangaroos Birth Control in Annual Cull
Are kangaroos really that huge of a problem?
I don’t even know anymore.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
A "high" elf, eh?
... I'll see myself out.
Wandering Jew
Florida prosecutor: Telling ‘crack hoes’ to ‘tie your tubes’ on Mother’s Day is ‘inspirational’.
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Army of robots to invade Amazon warehouses.
I know the story makes some sense, but that headline sounds like a sci-fi movie preview, not a news article.
edited 22nd May '14 9:20:27 PM by TotemicHero
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Nintendo's White Playstation 4 Debuts
I wonder if anybody has told Sony about this.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
How fleeting...
Cowboy BeBop at His Computer, indeed.
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This little pig is not going to market.
...must be a slow news day.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
Mighty Travels
"one-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers"
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edited 19th Jun '14 6:10:03 PM by Pirated
www.mightytravels.com
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Russia loses control of gecko sex experiment satellite.
You cannot make this stuff up.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)Police, lawyer release statements on student's alleged dinosaur killing
Wait wait wait.
...what?
...and reading the story doesn't make it any less what.
edited 21st Aug '14 6:08:34 PM by Bur
i. hear. a. sound.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the education system of the Unites States of America.
Fake Viagra in Pakistan sold using Obama's image.
Everything is Possible. But some things are more Probable than others. JEBAGEDDON 2016