WTF news headlines.

At this rate, they'll ban food in schools (even an unchewed twinkie will be considered a deadly weapon) and neocons will start complaining about their 'right to food'.

edited 12th Jan '14 11:25:19 AM by Meklar

And so it becomes a full circle. The world is beautiful, isn't it?

Iranian news agency reports US has been run by Nazi space aliens since 1945.

Obviously a false-flag story to divert attention away from the lizard peoples' operations.

FUCK! THEY'RE ONTO US!!!!

Man kills Stepfather with Atomic wedgie.

I heard about this in school the other day and had to see it for myself...

Fargo Man Arrested for Clearing Snow with Flamethrower

[salutes]

Fuck yeah.

LIVE THE DREAM.

Also, I find it kind of hilarious that his name is Fox Fox. (or close enough, anyways)

edited 23rd Jan '14 7:59:14 PM by Bur

I hope the sheer awesomeness stopped the melted snow from turning his yard into an ice rink...

Not really sure why that's illegal, I've seen flamethrower-like devices sold for clearing ice and nuisance plants/weeds for sale in hardware stores. Must be something restricted to his state I guess. . .

I've seen them too, but I think it's a matter of scale, not type...◊

edited 24th Jan '14 1:25:35 PM by CDRW

cyclist: Driver didn't see me stuck in windshield

O.O I wonder what he was on...

Actually, they say that simple shock can have this effect. Apparently people sometimes respond to shock by just ignoring the shocking circumstance and continuing to do whatever it was they were doing. Consider this news story, for instance.

A similar case happened in. South America recently, except the cyclist died.

Naked Man Walks Into a Bar With A Bag of Sex Toys, Asks "What's the problem?"

edited 26th Jan '14 9:39:53 AM by Explosivo25

Jesus christ. xDDDD

Nigerian Woman Disowns Gay Cat

What.

Wow.

My God.......

sounds like the setup for a bad joke