And another point for South Carolina!
i. hear. a. sound.
Fake penis though.
Yeah, but I expect that kind of thing from Missouri. I'm just surprised he didn't make it himself.
i. hear. a. sound.
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I'm trying to resist making a head pun.
Man fights off 15 cops while 'masturbating in a bar after wild meth-fuelled weekend'.
edited 29th Dec '13 10:16:41 PM by DeviantBraeburn
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Hey, nothing to lose your head over, just some kids having fun...
Just as well, better it be me that does it.
KUTV Reporter Brooke Graham Passes Out On Air, Continues to Report
That's dedication.
North Korean Leader Fed Naked Uncle to Starving Dogs Report Says
Surely this is propaganda.
Right? ...Right?
i. hear. a. sound.
It sounds like something Aji Tae would devise.
...Please let it be propaganda.
I wouldn't put it past them. Totalitarian dictators tend to like that flashy stuff.
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North Korea is kind of in the same area as Mike Tyson, Bono, and Ted Cruz. You can make up nearly anything appropriately ridiculous about them and it's actually pretty plausible.
This is the same country that executes people via artillery fire, so I wouldn't put it past them.
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I KNEW IT!!!
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
So... Barney likes children because they're like veal?
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Collector Of Fine Oddities
I'd hate to be the guy who had to write that.
Like building being asked to build a house with only a skip full of bricks provided.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
She should have sprung for that Self-Defense Against Fruit class.
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Pimp Suing Nike for $100 Million After He Stomped Man Nearly to Death with Jordans.
With the whole banana thing, they say her face was "slightly red"
Sarcasmmode Oh my word. The horror.
edited 12th Jan '14 6:50:48 AM by Squeakythemaster
How fleeting...
Geez, why is there so many food-related assaults? First the girl that attacked her boyfriend with a bowl of spaghetti, and now THIS.
I don’t even know anymore.
I gotta give props to that guy for originality.
Woman Stabs Her Husband with a Ceramic Squirrel Because He Didn’t Have Beer.
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