"He’s a fucking taco of emotions." I'm going to save that one. I don't know what for yet, but it's going in the vault. 
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The light is not done yet, it pools around Guts and Casca, and another form takes place between them. It is Goofy! He materialises, kissing Guts in the lips, while Casca kisses his ass! Goofy is confused by this, but reciprocates the kiss, while unleashing his bowels, making Casca devour his ricy cholera diarrhea!
edited 5th Jul '14 3:51:35 PM by Superchristiana
Face me now, Bitch!
.....WTF?
Watch Symphogear
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Not sure if trollfic. Too afraid to find out one way or another.
/hides
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
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I'm pretty sure "ricy cholera diarrhea" is a pretty good signal of trollfic.
I don't like quoting a story more than once, but...
edited 7th Jul '14 9:26:17 PM by Pykrete
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Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
If it's a South Park crossover, then it would be in-character.
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Yeah, the chapter ends with Kenny falling in.
“‘yo angsty sex?’ 'fine bitch but imma touch aoba first.' But it was too late. noiz took koujack’s koujackulate shooter and put it in his mouth as if it were a steamy hot pocket. 'hot on the outside, but cold on the inside,' noiz remarked. 'just like a shitty microwave job.'”
“And so the gang dive in the unfestered uncleansed unwashed old man blood, and aproximate their distance to the cancer. Wanda is left to pilot the bus, she knows rudimentary driving lessons since her vacation time in Iraq. The scars are still on her young inoccence mind, all the men being blasted to smithereens, all the defiled burqa women, all the poverty and hatred and war mix and burn as she pilots the eldritch devilry evil yellow vehicle, she must heal them…. she must kill! So she barfs her legs, covering them with a vile mixture of digested cabbages, tomato and butter unfestered sandwiches, robin eggs, putrid fox carrion, aborted placentas and taiwanese fetuses. She mixes all of that into a devil asian medicinal potion of the element of Wood in order to destroy them.”
“He stared at his mirror sight. He were only his underwear, and he smiled. He smile because of the lump on the place were his ‘thingy’ should be.”
Oh, uh... wow. Just wow.
How fleeting...
See, that is why proofreading is necessary. Though I do find some cases of Rouge Angles of Satin to be particularly hilarious.
I think when I was searching tags, I found an excerpt from a Soul Eater fic that mentioned Death the Kid picking up a BOWEL.
I don’t even know anymore.
Ewwww...
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I still think my favorite typo is a character running so hard that her legs burned with excretion.
How fleeting...
Ha! That's great! I guess she couldn't hold it, huh?
My other favorites have to be "inconvenient" becoming "incontinent" and "navel" becoming "naval" when talking about a piercing.
edited 24th Jul '14 8:27:24 PM by Explosivo25
I don’t even know anymore.
What about Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way losing her "virility" to Draco Malfoy?
Edit: Whoops, it won't work if I use the French spelling for Draco's name.
edited 25th Jul '14 11:23:18 AM by Medinoc
"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
“Dean absolutely hated fighting with Sam. He loathed it. It ate away at his insides like a metal spoon scooping out the soft flesh of a cantaloupe.”
If you say so.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
That one's not really bad, per se, it's just really awkwardly worded. The metaphor falls a little flat and could probably have been replaced with something better.
So, here's some SNK examples that I found while browsing the blog:
Well then... ya sure you want him to do that? It's gonna hurt, and you might end up with a weird case of hypothermia or something...
i was thinking of something... more disturbing than just his tongue...
Anyway, thanks for ruining one of my favourite pairings. Moving along now.
Who's this Erwin and why is he flashing his boxers?
They're having an orgy with the couch... mmm hmm...
The implications here are rather unfortunate...
Alright, one more:
My poor brain.
edited 28th Jul '14 6:33:33 AM by IchigoPockyChama
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The tongue one is actually Titan!Eren. It gets worse from there.
To which I respond with:
“His hip movements increased in speed, the couch cried with disapproval but who gave a fuck about what the couch thought.”
How fleeting...
I don't find that horribly unusual for the Hetalia fandom. Especially considering that I once read a fic involving Germany fucking a TV. Why does the Hetalia fandom have all the weird stuff, anyway?
I don’t even know anymore.
Unless you're being ordained!