WTF Fanfiction

Fandom: Supernatural

"Dean MOANED AT THE IDEA OF CASS GIAGNATIC MEAT THERMONITER IN HIS DOWNSTAIRS MOUTH. HE knew then thast whatever happened would be ok so longas it was Cas inside of him, not Sam."

Fandom: SSX (2012)

“‘Now, Griff. You’ve been a very naughty boy. Time for some coal.’ Santa took some coal out of his pocket, coal which was joined together by string, fashioned into makeshift anal beads.”

Fandom: Caillou

“‘Wanna see me whack off, Mommy?’ Caillou said excitedly.”

Fandom: Mirror’s Edge/Sonic the Hedgehog

“‘Alright.’ Faith said. ‘Now it’s your turn.’ Faith held up a strap-on.

'You want to fuck my ass?' Sonic asked.

'No… not exactly.' Faith wore the strap-on and started to penetrate Sonic's urethra with it.

'Augh!' Sonic said in pain. 'This hurts!'

'Don't worry, you'll like it after a while.' The penetration became even deeper. Soon, Faith was putting the entire length of the strap-on down Sonic's cock. And lo and behold, Sonic was enjoying it. Faith soon took the strap-on out of Sonic's cock, which caused another burst of cum to spurt out, as a moan came out of him at the same time.”

Fandom: Supernatural/Attack on Titan

“‘You know we’re both kind of hunters,’ Levi said to Dean with a smile. ‘I guess you’re right,’ Dean replied, trying to hide the shaking in his voice. Levi, unable to control his inner titan any longer, ripped off Deans shirt. Dean cried out No although he knw he really wanted it and knew levi wouldn’t listen anyway. Dean was stuck remembering the way that Cas dressed and, how they wasted all the best of t hem in alcohol and sweat. Just then, Crowley stumbled in ‘Hello boys’”

Fandom: Pacific Rim

“Crimson Typhoon and a Kaiju stared into eachothers eyes, longing for that one thing, they got on top of eachother, kissing, touching. and then Crimson Typhoon slipped his robotic penis into the giant vagina of the Kaiju, then Crimson came oil all inside of the Kaiju. The Kaiju came poison all over the robotic penis of Crimson Tyhpoon. The pliots of Cherno Alpha began bumming eachother, cumming inside of him. That left Mako, playing with her clit. She came, and the Jaegars all exploded. The end. Penis.”

Fandom: Avengers

"Tony stared out the window at the flying phallus. Suddenly clint and natasha came downstairs from their slumber whre they were obviously having tones of very hot sexes togethher.

'What happened right now?' said natsha, staring wherre tony was.

'My dick just fucking flwe off!' Shouted steve, still covering his once privates.

'We have to retreive it so steve and i can have the sex later on,' said trony, 'steve just professed his utter love to me and I would like to do it with him very badly.'”

Fandom: The Phantom of the Opera

"Not waitin anotha moment longer, billy gently but strongly place both he hands on the madam’s shoulders and asked agn, firmily: ‘ Thas nice madme but I must kno NOW, Where is da Opera held wehre I can see HER, I need to mak seure it iz HER, PLZ take me to ioit NOW ’ He said finally as he clmed down now and flipped hisz long hair back in a very authoritarian way

Madame Girylook at Billy wit somber eyes, ‘Oh mon cherie, u missed teh opra tonight ;_; she returnd to her privte chamber, lemme fetchh her 4 you.’

Billy: ‘Thank you ma’am that’d be lovly!’ Billy excitdly exclamed, his muscles tense and sexy. Madmee Giry left 4 a few momnts, and soon returned shaking her head…

'Is urrvything okay?' he asked.

'I’m afraid nawt' Giryr sighed, 'Every now and den, she get’s kidnaped by dis dark&mysterious son’va b-tch guy who creeps herre, we know him as dah Phantom.. Looks like tonight was dat night..' she sayz apologeticly.”

"Stark turned from the metal table where he’d been vivisecting part of some enormous robotic life form, and looked over his shoulder at them. He was dirty, greasy, and looked as if he hadn’t washed or slept in days. Even his beard, usually as tidy as a well-manicured vagina, was scruffy and unkempt."

Fandom: Steven Universe

"It brought unmaterialized tears to the spectators’ eyes as Zoisite proceeded to violate his victim in the most vicious and brutal way he was familiar with: non-consensual intercourse. The aggressor grunted rhythmically to his thrusts while the girl Connie whined softly at the penetration. Peedee suddenly felt the urge to vomit and did so, obscuring everyone else’s view of the act in the process."

Fandom: Mirror’s Edge

“‘you scared the shit out of me!’

'let me pound it back into you.'

He grabs faith and throws her onto the ground face down, ass up. He grabs a red condom he sees on the ground and throws it away.

'won’t be needing this.'

He takes his throbbing, veiny weiner and shoves it into her butthole. She screams.

'go slow.'

Merc uses reaction time and starts to thrust.

'you rike this you stupid srut?'

'oh ya me so horny'”

She cried out loudly and thrust her hips down onto his little hand. Not even his father's dick felt that good. "Good boiy Caillou, now just thrust it."

I wonder if Big Daddy Garnet is going to give him the sex talk when he's older.

She will. It'll be short and sweet, leaving Steven more confused than when he started off.

It'll all make sense half way through the act and he'll shout "I GET IT!"

“A while later, Wander started to feel tense near his crotch. He tilted his hat up to reveal his large, thick erection standing on his testicle sack. He smiled and knew that he and his hat were going to make love together. He took off his hat, placing it on his chest and sighing. He then laid down on his green hat, hugged it tight and started to thrust inside its hole. Even though the hole was wide, Wander still felt tightness whilst humping inside it. Wander felt like he and his hat are one. The hat was tightening and the nomad’s member was growing and thickening inside it. Wander tried different positions in order to pleasure his hat.”

"I mean if you can't even handle robo-Hitler I'm not sure I should vote for you."