note: editing a funny pagetopper to say "this is a funny pagetopper" makes the pagetopper no longer funny
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
if you explain the joke, then there is no joke 
Nah, going "Well that's one heck of a pagetopper" is what makes it. Since we all know the context, it won't be funny unless it's acknowledged how ridiculous it would sound to those jumping in (and they rarely do it themselves).
OMG NO NOSECONES
It is entirely permissible to call your page-topper excellent, however.
Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
Eclipse the Moon
And now for a quote from a good fanfiction. So not all hope is lost.
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
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Lemme guess, TF 2 right? Soldier to Spy?
Eclipse the Moon
Yep.
The fanfiction is called Butterfly Knife and the pairing is Soldier/Fem!Spy. Reading through it, I felt saddened about how many fics have promising ideas or sound promisng and yet are utter crap.
I'm having to learn to pay the price
NOT THE BEES
No! Bad automated feature box! *rolled newspaper*
How fleeting...
“John however had other ideas and Sherlock had found himself being thoroughly shagged on the dining table with black bean sauce used as the lubricant of choice.”
oh no...
“Puss shifted slightly underneath Donkey, abruptly bringing his beloved life partner home and making him hee haw with the incredible passion that crashed through him.”
Shit. I'm never looking at Shrek the same way again (especially since I thought if I ever saw Shrek yaoi it would be Shrek/Donkey).
“Mr. Potter, if you can find me a teenage boy who isn’t aroused by someone using permanent marker on their nipples then I will give you full marks on your OWLS next year.”
I really don't want to know.
I don’t even know anymore.
NOT THE BEES
Donkey! You're married, you asshole! And right now she thinks you'd taste good medium rare with ketchup.
edited 20th Oct '12 8:19:07 PM by Pykrete
...Why are the unlikeliest things used as lubricant in porn fics?
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
Well I'd have to say lube itself. how often do they actually use the stuff?
NOT THE BEES
Yeah, questionable lube makes me giggle. Enjoy your rash and/or internal bleeding when that stuff gums.
Scary! 
NOT THE BEES
I think the PPC has a big list of all the weird Dubious Lube they've seen. Some of them were pretty ridiculous. I distinctly remember someone mentioning melted cheese and Dermabond.
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Why do I think this is Snape? It's probably Snape.
edited 26th Oct '12 1:14:07 PM by brb1006
Eclipse the Moon
We need fresh blood here.
“‘B-but…’ Littlefoot tried to protest, but was cut out when received a hard slap in the face from the egg stealer ‘Did I said you could talk, bitch? Just do it already!’ Littlefoot obeyed and miserably took the tip of the point cock in his mouth. ‘More’ Strut commanded, and Littlefoot took more and more of the length in his mouth. ‘Start sucking!’ Littlefoot them started sucking gently the member, tears rolling down his checks.
Suddenly he felt something in his tailhole. Ozzy had soaked his claws in saliva and was now moving them around Littlefoot’s entrance”
[Today's Jo Jo]
“Dave stood in the doorway and watched in astonishment as Bro took all of Cal up his ass”
And here was I, thinking Lil' Cal wasn't anatomically correct. Silly me.
...Unless the author meant literally all of him.
0____0
NOT THE BEES
"Jeez Bro, what crawled up your ass?"
"Cal."
"..."
edited 26th Oct '12 9:53:35 PM by Pykrete
Oh, Sherlock fandom. Don't ever change.
@814:
, courtesy of the infinitely quotable Deserving.
@821: I actually read it as literally all of him at first, and it took a while for it to occur to me that "all of him" might only have referred to part of him. As it were.
edited 27th Oct '12 3:43:43 PM by szaleniec1000
If you really wanna say WTF, read the latest Fanfiction Friday on Topless Robot, here.
Just a word of warning. Most likely, it was written by a Slaaneshi Cultist. That is the impression it gave me.
edited 27th Oct '12 9:07:13 PM by NickTheSwing
My money's on hair.
EDIT: Fucking excellent pagetopper.
edited 14th Oct '12 7:59:51 AM by T-bone61